another fine mess I've gotten myself into — Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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First like and this has already found its intended audience

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[ID: a hand holding a smartphone with a marina behind it. There's an app open on the phone. It has a question with two buttons as answers. The No option is larger, with larger text and better contrast so it stands out more than the yes option.

Image of an Irish harp.

Rialtas na hÉireann Government of Ireland Continuum Administration

Anomaly Report

Did you witness a sighting of the „RMS Titanic" during your journey?

Yes, Report The Sighting To The Irish Government

No, It Was A Trick Of The Light

For sightings unrelated to the "RMS Titanic", please contact the Federal government of Mexico instead.

Image of a logo of a large bird of prey eating a snake while perched on a cactus with the text Unidos Mexica Estados around it.

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