natalieironside:

salacommander:

natalieironside:

blatantescapism:

natalieironside:

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

80% of the line cooks ARE the weed men

Carrying the weight of the whole world on their shoulders like Atlas

Atlas carries the sky, but point made

I carry your dad into the bedroom like a newlywed bride

mlarayoukai:

I had a dream where target had “inclusive” bathrooms but it was literally called dick and pussy rooms and EVERYONE got mad

flipchild:

theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti:

olreid:

ALT

ALT

i bet your guts haven’t even seen the light! loser!

nachosforfree:

trans-male fluttershy will be real in 30 seconds

wizardpotions:

Genders

straightboyfriend:

straightboyfriend:

rat under my starbucks hat does it for me

0811:

nothing is more psychosexual than when your female friend has another female friend who kind of hates you . girl what do you want

genderkoolaid:

I cannot stop fucking laughing at this take oh my god. im going to cry. i take it all back terfs are great they are comedic geniuses. rb if your penis has destroyed countless lives during human history

yukika-archive-deactivated20240:

distinguishedbaloney:

i believe there are demons placed on this earth to antagonize me personally