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@top-secret-replier / top-secret-replier.tumblr.com

you'll never see me again *evil laughter* youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@top-secret-replier i really want a sword
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hello, i am the top secret replier!

well done for finding this blog - you may never see me comment again!

how many of my comments can you find?

which ones have you spotted? (your own posts and Reblogs of Shame DO NOT count <3)

(and if replies are restricted from a post they will be added to the reblogs of shame!)

blogs under my top-secret-protection: @gimmick-patter + @maryland-officially

evil counterpart: @evil-top-secret-replier

top secret agents: @carpenoctemnyx + science man (blackwood) + @the-official-pogaytoo

my pets: @marscrab + @terraforming-crab-official (run by me)

DO NOT talk about any politics on my blog. I will block you. I DO NOT accept anyone who is against any form of human rights for discriminatory reasons (if this applies to you then get off my blog)

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HELLO I AM MARSCRAB THE CRAB SEVT TO @the-red-planet-mars BY @maryland-officially

LEADER OF THE MARTAIN NATION OF NEW MARYLAND

GLORY TO NEW MD

Hi little guy... How you holdin' up so far?

Thought I felt something...

You do realise that I can just- Throws you back onto Earth along with that other crab.

I know you'll come back... but- worth it.

Causes a dust storm, destroying everything including the little habitat of the crabs. After that, he just stares into space... numb.

my homn

what the hell @the-red-planet-mars why would you do that

and @marscrab-real i thought we were going to keep the terraforming to a minimum no?

We are. The device is a nuclear power plant that I found

you did not find a nuclear power plant on mars

I just assumed it was from the terraforming stuff idk

@the-red-planet-mars where did it come from??

Earth obviously. Don't know how don't know when.

He's speaking monotone, uncaring. If that's even the right words to describe it lmfao

How do you not know what’s going on on your surface??

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HELLO I AM MARSCRAB THE CRAB SEVT TO @the-red-planet-mars BY @maryland-officially

LEADER OF THE MARTAIN NATION OF NEW MARYLAND

GLORY TO NEW MD

Hi little guy... How you holdin' up so far?

Thought I felt something...

You do realise that I can just- Throws you back onto Earth along with that other crab.

I know you'll come back... but- worth it.

Causes a dust storm, destroying everything including the little habitat of the crabs. After that, he just stares into space... numb.

my homn

what the hell @the-red-planet-mars why would you do that

and @marscrab-real i thought we were going to keep the terraforming to a minimum no?

We are. The device is a nuclear power plant that I found

you did not find a nuclear power plant on mars

I just assumed it was from the terraforming stuff idk

@the-red-planet-mars where did it come from??

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I am slowly realizing that the nation of New Maryland needs some land so could I please settle in the lava tubes under your tharisis montes?

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The nation of what now? Nation? Excuse me?! Also no you may not settle under there.

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Please? Lava tubes are some of the only places that don’t have regolith making them some of the easiest places to set up a home,’

first of all who decided we're calling in new maryland??

and mars you need to give us two somewhere to live we can't just live on the surface

Like the lava tubes. Also the graphs if you would consult them

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WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME SEE THAT EMOJI IN THIS WAY

WHY

WRONG GRAPH

If you will

also @top-secret-replier since their apart of the initiative

we are not calling it new maryland

i will remove you from mars if you do

The graphs though

NO *parental voice*

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HELLO I AM MARSCRAB THE CRAB SEVT TO @the-red-planet-mars BY @maryland-officially

LEADER OF THE MARTAIN NATION OF NEW MARYLAND

GLORY TO NEW MD

Hi little guy... How you holdin' up so far?

Thought I felt something...

You do realise that I can just- Throws you back onto Earth along with that other crab.

I know you'll come back... but- worth it.

Causes a dust storm, destroying everything including the little habitat of the crabs. After that, he just stares into space... numb.

my homn

what the hell @the-red-planet-mars why would you do that

and @marscrab-real i thought we were going to keep the terraforming to a minimum no?

We are. The device is a nuclear power plant that I found

you did not find a nuclear power plant on mars

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I am slowly realizing that the nation of New Maryland needs some land so could I please settle in the lava tubes under your tharisis montes?

Image
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The nation of what now? Nation? Excuse me?! Also no you may not settle under there.

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Please? Lava tubes are some of the only places that don’t have regolith making them some of the easiest places to set up a home,’

first of all who decided we're calling in new maryland??

and mars you need to give us two somewhere to live we can't just live on the surface

Like the lava tubes. Also the graphs if you would consult them

Image

WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME SEE THAT EMOJI IN THIS WAY

WHY

WRONG GRAPH

If you will

also @top-secret-replier since their apart of the initiative

we are not calling it new maryland

i will remove you from mars if you do

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HELLO I AM MARSCRAB THE CRAB SEVT TO @the-red-planet-mars BY @maryland-officially

LEADER OF THE MARTAIN NATION OF NEW MARYLAND

GLORY TO NEW MD

Hi little guy... How you holdin' up so far?

Thought I felt something...

You do realise that I can just- Throws you back onto Earth along with that other crab.

I know you'll come back... but- worth it.

Causes a dust storm, destroying everything including the little habitat of the crabs. After that, he just stares into space... numb.

my homn

what the hell @the-red-planet-mars why would you do that

and @marscrab-real i thought we were going to keep the terraforming to a minimum no?

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I am slowly realizing that the nation of New Maryland needs some land so could I please settle in the lava tubes under your tharisis montes?

Image
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The nation of what now? Nation? Excuse me?! Also no you may not settle under there.

Avatar

Please? Lava tubes are some of the only places that don’t have regolith making them some of the easiest places to set up a home,’

first of all who decided we're calling in new maryland??

and mars you need to give us two somewhere to live we can't just live on the surface

Like the lava tubes. Also the graphs if you would consult them

Image

WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME SEE THAT EMOJI IN THIS WAY

WHY

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Anonymous asked:

boop boop I read your entire banner word for word and idky- yes ik it's the bee movie script

bro why would you do that-

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I DON'T KNOW OKAY I JUST READ IT!

THAT WAS YOU?? mon cheri why would you do that??

you should've guesses from the 'boop boop' darling

AND I JUST TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW- I guess I was just deprived of reading for weeks too long lol-

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