Rowdy penis is my name(no but fr james!!!! Or ziggy)

fuck yeah Ziggy!! I’ll do both of them for you

So so red, omg. Both Jim, Jimmy and James are all composed of a bunch of colours but i see them as a spread of red and black, idk why. This stuff isn’t exactly logical, but it does have a pattern. Individual letters don’t change colour unless they’re in certain patterns, which is neat. ‘James’ doesn’t really taste or smell like anything and it doesn’t really have a texture, but ‘Ziggy’ feels like eating pop rocks and legitimately seeing red everywhere lmao

always up for doing more of these!!

Do you think ball fondling is an ao3 tag

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the things i do for yall

as of now, there are four (4) pages worth of it on ao3 and i’m willing to bet none of you slackers are doing your part to raise that number to five

Kisses you on the mouth(in a bro way)

instructions unclear, we are now fondling balls in the morning light 👎