phil saying dan would’ve been fine even if he got hit by a car because he would’ve been next to a hospital is the funniest thing ever. winner of the igdaf war for real
This one has a bit of a kick to it
Also Veronica has been in the phouse (possibly multiple times)
pulling no punches
phil voice why would you cheat when you're long distance have you not heard of skype sex.
honestly dan was masterful in avoiding letting too much on in BIG because here we are 5 years later with people ADAMANT that “and obviously we were more than friends, but it was more than just romantic” somehow did not mean they were together
very nice of phil to give the context for dan's eye emergency for his 3 viewers who still have no idea who this dan howell guy is
IM SORRY PHIL WHAT IS THIS
despite everything, it’s still you or whatever the quote is
phil opening his inbox to scroll through 4000 asks all referencing either piggate, dan's fucked up eyeballs, or some shit about a cactus that happened a decade ago in the hopes of finding a single actual relationship AITA that he can actually use for his video
y’all do get that if dan and phil hard launch it will break the internet right? like people who haven’t thought about dnp since 2016 and literally everyone else with an online presence will know. suddenly there will be so many new eyes on our cute little community that we’ve managed to build from the ashes of the early phandom. it’ll be worldwide news that those guys from youtube who “weird girls” always shipped were actually together the whole time. it’ll be absolute chaos. it’s not that i don’t want them to hard launch if that’s genuinely what they want to do, i’m just afraid that it’ll send shockwaves through the entire internet that’ll shatter the nice little thing we’ve got going on here. i for one don’t want to be talking to an acquaintance in class next semester and hear them say “did you hear that dan and phil from youtube are together? that’s crazy! i never watched them ‘cause their fans were always so weird. i didn’t even know they were gay. i guess their fans bullied them out of the closet.” and then have to pretend to be normal.
#idk i feel like we’ve all gotten lost in the sauce of a hard launch and forgotten just how big of a deal it would be#it’ll be like the stir their coming outs made but even bigger#like most people still know them as the cat whisker guys from youtube and don’t even know they still post#maybe i’m totally overestimating the extent to which the rest of the internet would care but i don’t think i am#once again it’s not that i’m against a hard launch i just think that everyone who still cares about them and their content already knows#although if they wanted to generate buzz for a big project it would be a great move tbh#dan and phil#dnp#dan and phil games#dnpg#dan howell#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazing phil#amazingphil#phandom#phan#phil lester#dip and pip#phannie#that being said i do think i still want them to hard launch cuz the chaos would be funny#lee says things
cannot wait for the most clickbait title ever from phil 4 days before pride month
hope he reads this one from me
idc anymore cause the actual hard launch was dan blowing out the candle that phil missed, and doing it before phil saw
