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I appreciate Karl Jenkins bemused reaction to the theory that he, a 79 year old white Welsh man composer, is, in fact, a 41 year old black American woman from California.

I mean, how else do you respond to an accusation like that?

“Look, my moustache isn’t that cartoonish and silly, surely?”

Like, what is this scenario? It’s Scooby Doo and Fred rips off the mask to reveal: “Oh my God, it’s the Duchess of Sussex!”

And she would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling hardcore royalists.

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What do Britney Spears, Amber Heard, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Sinead O'Connor, Lindsay Lohan, Meghan Markle, Meg Thee Stallion, Amy Winehouse, Tina Turner, and Princess Diana have in common?
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My friend went to Meghan Markle and prince Harry’s house. When she walked in a bunch of cops showed up and the two framed her for a crime they did, but also framed a cat and said, “he was the master mind behind the operation”. The cops arrested my friend and prince Harry and when they were put in the back, prince Harry told my friend it would be ok and the cat would be charged as the major suspect.

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𝔞𝔰𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶

my discord chat chose this to be my 9,600 or 9,700 followers post? either way thank you so much for being with me for this path, i appreciate everyone :)

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RIHANNA, NIKKI REED, BILLIE EILISH AND KENDALL JENNER.

aries ascendant beauty involves them having long heads, or a diamond head-shape, but they usually have a really nice side-profile. they're usually people who have slanted eyes, or sanpaku eyes, [there could be another proper word for it?], though i noticed that they have a large space of whites under their eyes, specifically rihanna, billie and kendall.

their lower face is sharp, and smaller/thinner than their upper-face. they're women who can suit dark hair, and they naturally have dark and sharp eyebrows. most of the times, their eyebrows are straight. they have a thin nose bridge, and a long mid-face, full and distinct cheekbones along with full lips and an apparent cupids bow.

they have a clear redness on their faces, specifically cheeks, like a natural blush. a pointy chin and foreheads that could be considered as large, or in a "nicer" term, a broad forehead.

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“Maybe I'm being cynical, but I find it so dramatic when people say that Meghan has suffered "abuse" from the press or the royal family. Nobody held a gun to her head and forced her to read all the negative articles about her, she could just ignore them. Besides the fact, I struggle to find any seriously defamatory article towards her, at most there were some unflattering comparisons with Kate. I wouldn't call it abuse! Those "dramatic" family feuds seems like typical family quarrels and misunderstanding. I've heard the word "abuse" mentioned so casually but reconstructing the events it wasn't as serious as Meghan suggested. Too many people are still impressed by Lady Diana to fell for this narrative without questioning anything.” - Submitted by Anonymous

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