weirdly specific and unrelated asks to know someone well:

leave an ask for the person you reblog it from!

tf2 heritage post

Can we all have them together lol?

Heck Yeah! Let me just grab a few others. @jaded8insomnyac @once-inocent24 @queenarsinoethepoisoner

yo mutuals bring something to the picnic

I’m bringing the kool aid

@joshithekitsune @flamingskull28 @jaded8insomnyac

I’m calling it the tumblr mutual picnic!

I’ll bring sweets @dglvr1760 @dooflizard @riseofthewerewolf

I got the plates and drinks!

@nico-the-overlord

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂

HOLULY SHIT THE HAT POST!!!

Happy pride!! 🍎🌈

Colourful gay horses

☆ Rainbow

What the fuck is this shit? I always assumed circus peanuts were actual peanuts. What am I looking at.

it's sort of a hard foam that tastes like ground-up couch cushions from grandma's house

These fucking things I swear to god.

For those unaware, circus peanuts are shaped like peanuts, colored orange, and taste like banana. Specifically, extinct banana flavoring. It's a candy with an identity crisis.

The texture is between candy corn/mellowcreme and...I've never eaten it, but Floam? Is Floam still a thing? It's dense, intense, and has little tiny air pockets that somehow make it *denser*.

Research turns up some interesting factoids:

--They were created in the 1800s, when everything was kind of terrible, and the recipe is "sugar, pork gelatin, corn syrup, food coloring, soy protein, artificial flavors, and pectin"

--They were one of the original penny candies, making them overpriced by a cent

--There are only a few companies still making them because they require very delicate temperature control for consistency...consistency

--The inventor of Circus Peanuts got away smoothly with their crime, unnamed and uncredited in history

--Lucky Charms was invented because General Mills employee John Holahan decided to "chop" Circus Peanuts into a bowl of Cheerios and "fell in love" with it, proving that 1) redemption arcs are real and 2) there are worse food crimes than putting fake crab on a waffle

I'm sorry, what was that last part? What about the crab waffles?

Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

please do

Not just transgender, but anyone. If i ever call you he/she/they and it’s wrong, like yeah call me out.

them: you don’t watch game of thrones?? really? how come?

me: 

@scarcity-of-cats @annajanes

It’s called Unconsenting Media 

Oh my god, this is going on my list along with doesthedogdie.com

Holy shit that’s useful

I probably won’t find myself using this but for my followers: if you can’t handle this shit, USE THIS. If you think a movie or tv show may be hard to watch, do your homework.

1 - the very reason why I don’t watch GoT

2 - This and rotten apples are some of the best sites ever

3 - Does the dog die have a TON of subcategories, such as jumpscares, strobe effects, does a kid die, does an LGBT person dies and many, many others (they actually link to unconsenting media under “someone is sexually assaulted”). Please save it to tour favorites is really freaking usefull

Useful info. But… (and I sort of doubt it) is there a database like this for car and/or motorcycle accidents? I end up having to give up on lots of movies and shows because there’s often too much for me to handle still. Don’t really like playing the guessing game of “how traumatized is this gonna make me”

Does the Dog Die has car crashes, and if someone gets hit by a car

Seriously, they have a ton of things, and if they don’t, you can reach out to them and they’ll add a category

Hey y’all I know I haven’t posted in literal ages but here’s a bunch of sites who do this way better than I do!

I have epilepsy (among other things) and use these sites. When friends haven’t seen a show/movie and can’t inform me if it’s safe, I browse these sites. Saved me from having seizures.

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

things i’ll call you a whore for:

why are lemons separate from food op?

everyone knows lemons arent food

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

What the fuck did i just watch.

It- it’s not a Rick roll

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

Reblog to get the creature to come to you. Like to give them a little gift of some sort.

As a werewolf, I'm obligated to choose the werewolf option

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

OH NOT AGAIN

Fuck you this shit again

-?!

TERRY YOU RUINED MY DASH HOW DARE YOU!!! JAIL!! JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS!!!

Just so you know I did an evil laugh at this notification

Tis it. The original. The holy artifact.

it’s the original holy fuck- @hellsite-hall-of-fame worthy!

disturbingly average customer service experience

Please reblog, I'm curious

I can do English, French, Spanish, and German

Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

Now this is a hamless prank.

OMFg IM KATHY

HOW I LOVE IT

i love how everyone has a coworker they immediately call. everyone has that one friend who would save you from the headless customer.

I'll start the first pride parade on June 1st, and every month on the first I'll start another one, I want to gain more followers because I dont want people who were excited for this miss the first one

YALL COME ON WE CANT MISS THIS

@raylaismad

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@nonbinary-coastguard

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@your-queer-dad

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@the-lesbian-marine-corp

@omnisexual-military

@alienbycomics

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@aromanticofficial

@i-am-a-snom

@genderfluid-marine-corp

Yay, being tagged!