voting block 1 (options 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 11, 12): 60.9%, highest option "yes"

voting block 2 (options 2, 10): 39.1%, highest option "no"

looks like "yes" wins!

I think this better explained gerrymandering better to me than any explanation I've heard

ID: Screenshot of the notes section from AO3, which says: if you pay attention to all my carefully planned foreshadowing, you may be able to tell I had no idea where I was going with this story the entire time. End ID.

I was there yesterday! The best part was them letting kids write questions for the pencil, which were then communicated to it through an Ed, Edd n Eddy-ass tin can and string telephone.

One kid asked why the pencil was "in a cage," and the pencil replied, "so that I don't get scared and attack the crowd."

It's the Prophet Muhammad speaking directly to you through the vessel of your dyke friend

Fuck the full thing is actually so much more funny actually

I think a lot of people on this website would benefit from hearing that back in 2011 when I was a part of my college's pride group, I was friends with a gay cis male drag queen whose roommate was a lesbian. They had sex with each other often, but it didn't stop my friend from identifying as a gay guy, nor did it stop their roommate from being a lesbian. Neither of them identified as bisexual. This kind of stuff happens between queer people of "conflicting" identities all the time, it's nothing new. There aren't any rules

To the folks asking me if their pets names are "unique enough"

Your pets name must:

-Be at least 12-14 characters long -Contain at least one capitalized letter -Contain at least one lower case letter -Contain at least one number -Contain at least one special character -Be changed every 30-90 days

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

I stop and watch this every time it scrolls past. The absolute adoration and conviction that they are a Good Dog shown in the collie's eyes in the last few seconds just... gets me every time.

LOOK HOW GOOD I AM. I KNOW THE RULES. I MAKE THE WALK HAPPEN. SEE? I'M SO GOOD.

see, him face

I'm crying my eyes out

Me: It stands for Point of Sale

Also Me: Time to head for work at the piece of shit

Oh god

Tag your OTP

Fucking incredible

you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

ah i see now. so "walgreen" was a clan of bandits who conquered various, smaller apothecaries in order to acquire the vast empire they now sit upon. how very cruel, this "america". you are ruled by warlords and do nothing to usurp them?

EVERYONE STAND FOR THE FAG 🫡🫡🫡

FLAG FLAG I MEANT FLAG

no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact