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bulletsgirl

google search How to become so nonbinary it kills people

catgirlcommunism

Machete

rezmacro

i see ok thank you

orion-the-onion

they slash them

#watching this movie at 10yo with dad was a formative experience #actually pinning this #it's a p good summary of me

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soyala04

cadaverkeys

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

cadaverkeys

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

cadaverkeys

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

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scootypuffjr

that1randomnerd

Futurama spoilers under the cut

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sewermageboy

caffeinatedrogue

"Yet of all things I desire nothing more than an end"

she's one of my fav quest npcs :3

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trupowieszcz

wholeheartedsuggestions

i promise your opportunity to succeed won’t go away when you turn a certain age. there’s still time.

#i mean sure but it's not infinite #eventually i'll die and for all i know it might be next week

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sewermageboy

galacticsabc

I.... I don't know why I made this comic.

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pondering-gales-left-orb

frenchublog

70's....

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trupowieszcz

shirtsthatgohard

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makerscockandballs

wepepe-draws

Good thing Gameinformer post Bellara’s face from the front so I can see CLEARLY her face tattoo, I made a guide for myself and wanna share it here too for artist reference of her face tattoo.

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trupowieszcz

thememedaddy

kolumander

#the bi denial goes deep

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damnfool-of-a-took

we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST

and breadsticks are its BONES

ALFREDO FLOWS inside its veins

its organs are CALZONES

damnfool-of-a-took

LASAGNA plates its armored hide

and should the hero dare

you'll find the noisome Jaws are strung

with garlic angel hair

oscillatingheatpipe

The poem is written in common hymn meter (alternating lines of 8 and 6 syllables, usually iambs), so there are many possible tunes you can use to sing it:

Amazing Grace
Pokemon theme song
Gilligan's Island theme
House of the Rising Sun
O Little Town of Bethlehem
Joy to the World

Feel free to add any favorites!

i-scan-your-poems

Full scansion:

◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – we hunt the mighty pasta BEAST ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – and bread/sticks are / its BONES ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – ALFRE/DO FLOWS / inside / its veins ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – its or/gans are / CALZONES ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – LASAG/NA plates / its ar/mored hide ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – and should / the he/ro dare ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – you'll find / the noi/some Jaws / are strung ◡ – / ◡ – / ◡ – with gar/lic an/gel hair

metrical form: common hymn meter (iambic tetrameter + iambic trimeter, or iambic heptameter) rhyme scheme: ABCB