Netscape NaviGAYtor

Back before we stopped having Satellite TV and switched to streaming services, I have this vivid memory of a very specific Adult Swim buffer cartoon of this pixel art duo of heroes fighting this villain, and the male half of the duo literally penis blasts their opponent, as an attack. I only ever saw it once, and sometimes I think about it and how crazy it was, especially with the rise of the “penis blast” meme on Tumblr. I wish I could find it, but something tells me that searching “adult swim penis blast buffer” on YouTube isn’t going to get me anywhere.

I wonder if one of the reasons jacked up truck drivers get a reputation for speeding (aside from their overtly cringe, performative masculinity) is because increasing the diameter of your tires makes your speedometer read lower than you’re actually going.

My mother and I had to take my brother’s big ass Toyota Tundra to get it serviced, the other day, and I had Waze pulled up, navigating for us. I also have it set to beep at me if I go 10 over the speed limit. Well, it beeped. My mom asked how fast she was going, and I looked over, the truck said we were going 48 MPH. Reader, we were going 65+ MPH.

So that’s the moment we had to start using Waze’s speedometer instead of the truck’s built in one. Given that people who jack up their trucks aren’t that smart to begin with, I wonder just how many have no idea their speedometer is now wrong because they change their tire diameter.

Trixie Mattel going on “sabbatical” and Envy Peru showing up in the states, around the same time, appearing on Give It To Me Straight?? 🤨

Drag Race All Winners 2 confirmed!!!!!!

Seeing Tumblr pass around a boycott notice every few weeks, featuring absolutely zero products I use because they’re all name brands, and I’m very lower class, feels like this:

I feel like I never see bi woman fawning over masc women the way bi men do over femboys, but maybe that's a me and my life's perceptions problem.

Europeans love making the "it's like a hamburger, but [insert thing]" jokes about Americans, but the joke's on y'all: We've been teaching primary school kids to use the phrases "hotdog style" and "hamburger style" instead of "vertical" and "horizontal" for years.

Wtf was up with Sam’s Spirit’s Eve, Year 2 dialogue and portrait. That scared the shit out of me.

Also, is this crazy to say: I want M. Razmodius to be a bachelor. I just feel like there’s trauma behind that snooty, stuck-up personality, and I can fix him. Also, in the game, he literally says he’s looking for an apprentice to carry on his work after he’s gone. Like, hello. I’m right here.

Plus the storyline of him cheating on his wife and possibly being the baby daddy of one of the people in Pelican Town would make for some juicy heart events. It’s such a shame he doesn’t have any, at all.

I'm 2-for-2, now. Shane is the second date-able character I've tried befriending, and he's also the second person I've gotten stuck with because one of their heart events aren't able to be triggered until a specific season.

My first was Alex. His eight-heart event can only be triggered during the summer because that's the only season he goes to the beach. I hit eight hearts with him in the Fall, so I had to wait an entire year.

Shane is a little better, but I'm still stuck. His six-heart event requires it to be rainy/stormy, and I just entered winter... the only season in the game where it can't be rainy or stormy, and no, snowing doesn't count. I've tried. 🥲

Phenomenal.

Sir, this is Tumblr Dot Com. Take a chill pill, go outside, touch grass, and realize that you're trying to argue with someone cosplaying as a two-decade-old piece of software. You're taking this website way too seriously.

Also, I'd be hard-pressed to take grammar advice from someone who "forgets" to punctuate, but I digress...

I just realized I've hoarded enough money to afford Robin's infinite furniture catalog and still have over 30,000g leftover. I don't know if it's a worthy investment, but it's certainly a tempting one.