https://www.blutonews.org/article/2

FEB 23, 2024

A new significant report has come out about Bluto's current teething habits today. A recent study has shown that bi-daily, a percentage of Bluto's teeth will chip off from his head and fall out of his lips at periodical times of the day, which is not limited to the predetermined 2-times-a-day which has been previously, and falsely, reported and thus debunked. Reporters are on the scene determining which teeth, and which areas of his teeth have chipped off per day. Research will continue for the business days of next week, as it is paused for the weekend.

https://www.blutonews.org/article/3

FEB 24, 2023

bluto was relaxing and drinking coconuts on a remote island today when he saw olive oyl coming to shore on her wooden raft. she was really pretty. bluto thought she was so pretty and his face stretched really long and then he got on all fours and started running at her like a animal.

giving my pet firefly religious guilt

This is a fundraiser on @/el-shab-hussein's list of vetted fundraisers. It is one of the ones that is very low on funding so I am highlighting it today with a graphic because people respond to images more than just text.

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when i get to heaven the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

today a first grader told me “when the sky turns orange, my grandpa picks me up” :)

town after rain / dogs walking

im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

its something like this i think

"this is a universal queer experience"

> ask if it's "universal" or California USA

"it's a good experience dude"

> I'm a trans woman

> it's California USA

A selection of emojis from a love letter written in 1916.

The final one appears to have been the author's favorite as he wrote: "I'm particularly proud of this one - It looks so natural. Bless its 'ittle 'eart-"

but we must go on