Introductory post / please read before interacting

Hello, you lovely people, and welcome to my blog. Please read before interacting with me and my blog:

This is an 18+ only blog that contains nsfw content. It's not suitable for users under the age of 18 and minors, so please have an age somewhere in your bio or pinned post before following or interacting. I will block minors and ageless blogs.

I'm Pan, so this blog is lgbtqia+ safe 🌈

My other blog is @undercover-sub, feel free to follow if you want to.

Please be aware that this blog mainly runs on queue as I'm way too busy to post all day. As such, posts on this blog don't mean I'm actually online.

Being on a sunny and deserted island with unlimited Wi-Fi and a fridge that magically restocks itself with my favourite snacks and drinks, no other people around except for my friends (and maybe a few moots) who can appear magically whenever they want to!

(You did take a look at my blog, right? You can basically answer your question by scrolling through)

You must be lost—true love is two doors down on the right. This is the sarcasm department, and you’re definitely not ready for the ride.

I love the enthusiasm! And I appreciate the sentiment - in a way. But that's a lot of 'wants' for someone who doesn't even know my name!

Awww, I'm so happy to read that! I'm glad I make you happy in any way and I appreciate that you thought of me 😊 Right back at ya, anon! 💕

sleepy moans >>>>>

Sometimes, when I reblog posts from poeple and check that the op is indeed not a minor and has their age in their bio, I'm still surprised to see how many ageless and very successful kink blogs exist.

And let me tell you, it's a struggle sometimes because the posts are like really really good. And I really really want to repost them (which I don't). Sorely disappointing 🥲