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The Sea is a Man that's Trying to Kill Me

@kingdeath000 / kingdeath000.tumblr.com

Andy or King - he/him - 20+ - ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ - Art blog: kingdraws000 - Star Trek blog: weyounbathwater - He-man blog: skeletor000

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my two loves are demon blood skull death torture fire knight. And small cute animals

i open my dms to sweaty man boobs and life again has meaning

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

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wow really hilarious moment that's completely out of character. yep got a big laugh. *turns the safety off* now show me something real and true

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