YOUR MUTUAL'S NEW UGLY GUY PHASE

Round 1

[RED ALERT]

ik juice would fuck up a bowl of kibble

It is inner thigh pussy hair poking out the shorts season

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

What's murderfreak's stance on whether robots are alive and can be murdered

I think the relevant question is whether Murderfreak would have no interest in a securitron army, because why would he outsource his murderfreaking to a bunch of tin cans? Who aren't even gonna eat that after? If you want a job done right...

Batman #619

We're being so vulnerable in the club today. We're letting our best friends burn tracking devices out of our skulls with their laser eye beams today.

hey girl are you an inadvertently created invisible wall in the level geometry of super mario 64 because i would like to penetrate you indefinitely through a gap in your floor triangles

carmilla

comics as an art form make me insane. they’re so difficult to do well. there’s so many different ways to make sequential art work and most of them are deeply unintuitive. onomatopoeia that feels completely ridiculous to put down often reads seamlessly. panels on a page become a fractally nested image composition challenge that’s only possible to lose because if you do a good job no one will notice. you have to direct the readers’ eyes on a specific path across the page but also account for the fact that they won’t follow it. comic time isn’t linear. if the order of events isn’t crystal clear the story becomes incomprehensible. sometimes you need to do this on purpose. all this for a medium almost universally considered less effective than animation and less respectable than plain text. even its own name doesn’t take it seriously

oh my god i've been so busy that i missed the three-year anniversary of the first issue of @ikroah

happy four-year anniversary to @ikroah