Alive and Relatively Well

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

BREAKING: the Chicago White Sox and the Chicago Cubs have moved into a cute two-bedroom together.

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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unrestrained summer fun

can i get a round of applause for women with chest hair

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I’m doing the dishes

it’s a warm spring day

I watch out the window as my neighbours wiener dog wanders out into the garden in its little blue bandana

I stop, mesmerised.

It’s sniffing flowers — carnations, I think — for quite some time until it becomes excited by a bird overhead and bounces around to chase it’s shadow

the dog returns to the sunlit spot by the flowers and flops over, belly up, to bask in the warm light

“I want to be that dog” I say to myself. “I want to share with the world the peaceful joy that dog must be feeling right now.”

I try to take a picture; my zoom is not enough. I get weird and grab my pigeon-watching binoculars to get a better zoom, line my phone camera up with the lens. And I take one single, illicit, sleepy dog picture.

I hope the ends justified the means.

I bet that dog is having a really nice day.

im not going to snipe the dog!!! stop telling me im sniping the dog!!!!!!!

im not going to

snipe the dog!!! stop telling me

im sniping the dog!!!!!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.