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FAQ:
Q: Woah mama (or any variation herein)
A: Yeah
Q: Why is this so long? Add a read more!
A: Then people won't read it
Q: Do people really read the FAQ?
A: I hope so!
Q: What are your pronouns?
A: He/him for Elvis, she/her for the mod
Q: Is that a typo?
A: No
Q: Why do you say "Woah mama" so much?
A: Woah mama they put me in the orb / the scary planet. And Johnny Bravo
Q: Where have you been?
A: Lost in the mojave desert
Q: What about the island?
A: No, it was the desert
Q: What about Mars?
A: No, it was the desert
Q: I thought you died?
A: I got better
Q: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter
A: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter
Q: Say trans rights!
A: Trans rights!
Q: What about Woah papa?
A: Woah mama is not a term of address
Q: Do you support X queer group?
A: Hell yeah!
Q: Hi Elvis!
A: Hi random citizen!
Q: How do you feel about the Kings of Freeside
A: I love those guys
Q: How do you feel about the people who played you in the movies?
A: They aren't the real King, hummina hummina hummina
Q: What was it like in the orb?
A: Bad
Q: How did you get in the orb?
A: Stop asking about the orb
Q: My grandparent / other person loves your music!
A: Good for them!
Q: *Literally anything about Bubba Ho-Tep*
A: I'm aware
Q: *Literally anything relating to the sandwich*
A: Elvis only eats lizards and beetles
Q: What about water?
A: Just lizards and beetles
Q: You ate the beatles???
A: Just Paul. And he got better
Q: What's your favorite lizard and or beetle to eat?
A: Ladybugs
Q: Favorite lizard?
A: What are you, a cop?
Q: Lizards and beetles sandwich?
A: No
Q: How do you prepare the lizards and beetles?
A: I eat them raw. No other preparation. Just lizards and beetles
Q: McLennon?
A: Yeah why not
Q: *That one image of Elvis recieving a message from Charles Xavier*
A: Yes, it's real, stop sending me it
Q: Do you like My Chemical Romance?
A: Yes, I've said it like five times now
Q: Do you like-
A: The musicians I've commented on are as follows: Hatsune Miku, Tally Hall, Chonny Jash, Johnny Cash, MCR, Weezer, Will Wood (And the Tapeworms), Chappell Roan, Jhariah, Lemon Demon, Eminem, Jay, Eazy, Epic the musical, and probably a few others
Q: Have you heard of All Shook Up?
A: Yeah
Q: Wait there's a comma between Jay and Eazy
A: Oh whoops my bad I should probably fix that
Q: What are your thoughts on "Elvis is Everywhere"?
A: I am everywhere
Q: Woah mamaaaaaaaa ooooooo-oooooo-ooooo ooooo
A: I didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on, as if nothing even matters
Q: Do you ship Phan?
A: No but seriously imagine it
Q: Here's a picture of my pet!
A: Adorable!
Q: Where were you on 9/11/2001
A: The Mojave Desert. Please stop sending asks about 9/11
Q: I've started saying "Woah mama" as a stim
A: That's what it is to Elvis as well
Q: Is "Woah Mama" a vocal stim?
A: Read the above answer
Q: I'm starting hormones soon, any advice?
A: Don't be nervous, you got this, I believe in you
Q: Johnny Bravo!
A: Who do you think I've been impersonating this whole time
Q: Greaseball the Deasel
A: Shut up
Q: You misspelled Diesel
A: Fuck
Q: Johnny Splash?
A: I've been told about him
Q: What are your thoughts on Vriska Homestuck?
A: <3<
Q: What is your classpect?
A: King of Rock
Q: Cats or dogs?
A: Hound dogs, crying all the time
Q: What would your fursona be?
A: Nothing but a hound dog
Q: What is your fursona?
A: Didn't I answer this already?
Q: If you had a fursona what would it be?
A: Are you even reading this?
Q: *Luminous Mama post*
A: Been there, done that
Q: Hey I got this ad about you
A: I've seen it
Q: What's your favourite Pokémon?
A: Kingambit (Mod's is H. Zoroark)
Q: What's your favourite movie?
A: Aladdin 2: Return of Jeff R
Q: Is the Elvis Special (a bullet) just a bullet?
A: No it shoots out of a gun
Q: Are you woke?
A: Yeah
Q: Can you be the next pope?
A: Yeah
Q: *Forcefemmes you*
A: A photo of a suprised Elvira
Q: Can you forcefemme me?
A: No
Q: Can you forceelvis me?
A: No
Q: What're your thoughts on Mothman?
A: A good friend of mine
Q: What fires the Elvis Special (a bullet)
A: A gun
Q: *Anything relating to Michael Jackson*
A: Woah mama you are banging my daughter
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: 12. 12 woods
Q: What are your thoughts on Lilo and Stitch?
A: Amazing movie (the remake isn't real)
Q: *Tagging you in the Fool's Gold Loaf post*
A: How about I block you right now?
Q: What's the plural of Elvis?
A: Elvii
Q: What are your thoughts on Minecraft?
A: What's minecraft
Q:
A: Woah mama that's the 「 WONDER OF U」
Q:
A: I've seen this exact image 10000000 times and never want to see it again
Q: Zoo Wee Mama!
A: I guess????
Q: Elvis is an anagram for Evils
A: It's also an anagram for Silver
Q: No it's not?
A: Yeah it is
Q: Let's woah with mama
A: Yeah
Q:
A:
Q: What's the deal with this blank space?
A: It's a question that's been frequently asked– " "
Q: Pricilla was 14
A: I know, that was fucked up, I don't support pedophilia, this is a silly gimmick blog
Q: Erm actually marrying a 14 year old doesn't make you a pedophile
A: Die in a hole
Q: You just mispelled Priscilla
A: Oh god damn it
Q: Elvis was racist and stole black music
A: I know. I don't support that. Just because I'm impersonating a famous dead guy doesn't mean I support everything he's ever done
Q: Elvis was a bad person and therefore so are you
A: Do you also get mad at actors for playing a character?
Q: *Transphobic nonsense*
A: Die in a hole
Q: Can I make an AI chatbot of you?
A: Die in a hole
Q: Make the FAQ longer
A: Okay
Q: You were on PM Seymour / Pinterest / Instagram / Tiktok
A: I saw!
Q: I love you / I love this blog!
A: Thank you so much!! I love recieving these love messages but I can't really answer them all. Your praise was received, I promise
Q: Anon hate
A: Ouch
Q: Anon love
A: :)
Q: Where did the FAQ go?
A: Right damn here
I read every question I'm sent and I wish I could answer them all but I can't, sadly
If I didn't answer your ask don't send it again
Don't tag me in note games or note goal posts or anything like that
These anons and this person's dog get to be here because they asked nicely:
Q: Can I be on the FAQ?
A: Sorry, no...
If you tag me in a reblog chain I'm blocking you. We are not friends I'm a stranger on the internet. And I am NOT part of that "officalverse"
ELVIS TAGGING SYSTEM:
#Woah Mama: Any Elvis post
#Mod post: Posts from the spider lady
#Elvis answers: Asks
#Elvis argues: Arguing with TERFs and other bigots
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