the most ambitious crossover i'm surprised no one's drawn yet

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

>large >unbelievably powerful >hurts to look at for too long

^ this is an angel

-wheels within wheels (look at it (and this picture doesn't even really convey the scale of interconnected circular structures))

-covered in eyes (sensors)

-too large to see the whole thing at once

-too intricate for one mortal mind to grasp the whole thing at once

-brings cryptic messages about the nature of reality

-benevolent, but will kill you with invisible rays if you try to fuck with it while it's on the job

This makes scientists and technicians priests, which also tracks in some ways.

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

The Sorrowful Truth

June of 2020

🌠 tauros-balls Follow

guys i just realized something! every region starts with an O sound! kanto... sinnoh... think about it!

👻 allister-is-my-baby Follow

Uh... Unova? Galar? You did not think this one through, did you, buddy? -_-

👾 gomy Follow

Wait what about Johto though? It has two Os!

🛣 i-ate-your-oran-berries Follow

??? what about it? what does that have to do with anything?

✴️ motorotom Follow

🎲 zorua-autisms Follow

@allister-is-my-baby You forgot Hoenn, Kalos, Pasio, Alola, Paldea and Johto? Try again.

🧮 malasaladala Follow

Pasio, famously known for not ending with an O

🛖 the-celestica-furry Follow

this goddamn website i swear

🌅 met-ho-oh-shes-trans Follow

Oblivia starts with an O! So does Orre!

🏵 juic3d-shuckle Follow

NOBODY WAS ASKING ABOUT WHAT THEY START WITH

🤖 boyhatterene Follow

well technically...

🦀 fa-klawf Follow

Oh my god

🪦 lessgrem Follow

Sinnoh ends with an H

🧼 doquartet Follow

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"Orange islands" start with an O too btw

💎 teach-a-man-to-wish Follow

the orange islands aren't a region, and to be honest i'm pretty sure they're just made up

🏺 ghostinachinashop Follow

In my accent Unova ends with an O sound

⚙️ gegegegegegear Follow

Where on Arceus's green earth are you from that it's called fucking UNOVO

🏺 ghostinachinashop Follow

sinnoh

🐧 pingusplup Follow

Hi, Sinnohan here! No we fucking don't????

🛎 arceus-is-king Follow

Actually, I'm from the same place @ghostinachinashop is, I know what they're talking about! In certain circles of Hisuian peoples, we pronounce it that way!

🏺 ghostinachinashop Follow

no you don't i made it up to artificially extend the thread

🎁 send-him-to-the-distortion-realm Follow

🪤 ellise017418xo Follow

M.e.e.t. 💕 𝕙𝕠𝕥 💕 𝗵𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗶𝗱 PØKÈMÔÑ 🔞RE.ADY to 𝚏x𝚌𝚔🔞 >>>>> C͓̽L͓̽I͓̽C͓̽K͓̽ ͓̽H͓̽E͓̽R͓̽E͓̽ <<<<<<<

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And NOW the post is complete. Great work everyone! Same time tomorrow?

Pokemon Heritage Post

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

So Bulbapedia is grey'd out today for April Fools, and I was wondering why...

It turns out Larry took over

sticking his finger fully into his hot coffee just to feel something

Trad man got the Tie Seatbelt and the Cue Ball Gear Shift That Doesn't Move

behold, for my idiocy knows no bounds! a really shitty attempt to "organize" my thoughts from pokemon day as something a little more visual. my spacial organization is real bad tho so good luck tring to actually follow any of this shit

ah crud i only just realized i forgot to link the Parfum Palace gardens to Reshiram and Zekrom because of the statues and the three different sets of "twin kings": AZ and his brother, Heroes of Truth and Ideal, and the heroes of Galar... maybe i'll go back in to fix that later.... i'm late for work as is...

Nuts... I forgot to put terapagos's eye by the new Z-A organization logo too

Some pokemon fans are wild.

Like what?

School is crazy, personal life is hard, anxiety is at an all time high, obviously this is the perfect time to start a novel!

Context: This grown ass police inspector is asking a teenager to resolve a hostage situation for him

Happy Valentines Day!