Reblogged frostedcupcakesftw
I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather
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a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight
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I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.
When I become president I will build a dungeon in every state capital in the US. There will be gargoyles and slimes in Bismarck within a year.
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Parking your bike on a rack with a ransacked bike frame still locked there is kinda funny. Like yeah sorry bud you gotta hang out with this mutilated dead guy. Hopefully whatever did this is no longer hungry.
"two things can be true at once" is quite possibly the single most important idea you need to internalise to be a decent activist.
just over here in my local context, it's truly fucking mind-blogging the number of people who can't comprehend "Scotland benefitted from being an active part of the British colonial centre and needs to address that legacy as an oppressor of the Global South and also Scotland has faced centuries of cultural and economic colonisation by England." people want to believe just one or the other so badly. these are not mutually exclusive ideas!!
Reblogged frostedcupcakesftw
Coworker type women are always like "you know how it is with husbands" but I don't. I don't know how it is. Your experience of husband seems to be guy who doesn't give a shit about you. My experience of husband is mostly guy who won't stop singing "Pastyme With Good Companye" (a bad song written by Henry VIII) at 9pm.
Reblogged thecraftywriter
you bottle Miette??
You crush Miette like the grape?
brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS
The Cask of Miettellado
Y'all are just absolutely committed to creating humor I cannot explain to my spouse, aren't you?
Reblogged lilbxtchsyndrome
an absolute fuckton of people at pride rn
record turnout for sure. here's some pics i stole from facebook:
the tail end of the crowd only started marching around the time the first part got to the end goal. i can't stress how fucking massive the crowd was. the perfect example of "they can't arrest all of us"; the police didn't even try. no incidents, but we all had an awesome day. 🥰🥰🥰
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the year after your parents get divorced is when you find out which one of them has the survival instincts of a panda on ambien and needed the other one to keep them alive long enough for you to be born
in my case my mother is the panda and my dad was the long-suffering zookeeper who spent 24 years following her around gently taking her fingers out of electrical sockets
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Collection
Reblogged xsunbirdx
you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?
— Benedick at the beginning of Much Ado About Nothing
Reblogged rabbitindisguise
my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless