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i have POPCORN LUNG from dust. i EAT SPIDERS every day. a pox upon thee, miscreant, for five thousand years! and your DOG, too!

I'm starting a collection

do it :3

Not horny, but I don't think I should post mine...

why not? :3

what is it? :3

It is this...

i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

bells. i meant bells

don’t do this to me

New car safety system where instead of a seat belt you just get engulfed by a slime girl for the duration of the ride

guide me to valhalla

found this image

Oh yeah it's pride

Go girls kissing go

Black Sesame Milk

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

white bread squished into tiny ball added to burger king menu for one cent