RAHHHH I WANT MORE KALAMAYYYYYY so have Shadow eating Kalamay !!
if u dont know what kalamay is, it's
it is the BEST !!!
Heyyyy Astrooo!
You know how Shadow puts windows on all his builds? Because he likes to see things coming?
I bet he'd hate getting blinded for literally any reason.
So when are we going to flash bang him?
i've already thought of locking him up in a very dark room or somewhere very blinding but, flash banging him? Make it like this, he wont expect it ::
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shadowmech. that is all
SO TRUE !!!!!
vampire shadow because i love vampires and i also love shadow and did i mention i love
Alrighty Astro, I'm here to pick Shadow up-
... Astro. I think we need to have a talk, okay? But we'll talk later, I clearly need to take Minimech home...
(this is rp I'm not actually mad at you)
I give him tacos every tuesdays and fridays
dunno what we have to talk about 🤔
if you're talking about the flying barbie doll, that was an accident 🏃♀️
but here you can have him back =]
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Hey Astrooo!
You know how Shadow calls vexes "fairies"? And everyone fuckin hates vexes?
Yeah- Somebody gave him one of those flying fairy toys and it scared the ever loving shit out of him.
WHO GAVE HIM THE FAIRIES??
rude
Some estranged relative (evoker) or something-
I'M scaring him
someone feed me shadow content
thought itd be a funny (also angsty) hc lol
likeeeeee i want this guy hurt so i make this stupid ass hc that his body still actively rots at random times so one second he's fine then the next hes fighting demons
Heyyyy Astrooo!
So! Last night the term nether sandwich just sorta... Popped into my mind...
Anyways I thought you'd enjoy the concept of all the dominion SMP nether bros hugging (and more importantly one of them being squished between the other two)
RAHHHH !!!! HUG TIME !!! dont squish him too hard now.
GOTH WOMAN SHADOW REAL
HEYYYY ASTROOOOOOO
So you that one forge labs video? The one where he names a moose muknük or something like that? If you really slur your words it kind of sounds like mechanic. Mech is short for mechanic sometimes. So forge labs named his moose after Shadowmech clearly, and this means that someone should draw them hugging.
Are you getting what I'm putting down? Uh huh? Yeah?
I might be a little sleep deprived
so sorry it took so long, wifi didn't let me post 🙄