A Loot Goblin of False Infamy

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Now that it’s not a partial? Hmm?

HMMMMM????

I know my rendition is hideous and opaque but, basically the top snipped part should be flipped all the way vertically.

How is this game? Is it better than Metroid Fusion? Metroid Zero Mission? I love those games but have never heard of this one. It looks so interesting and FUN!. I’m so eager to play it and face off against enemies who have the gumption and confidence to directly confront any ideas or arguments (lasers and missles) without cowering and running away knowing they will be terminated instantly, and if they don’t hide and actually give it a shot then will love it if they don’t dodge repeatedly while spewing attacks in a desperate bid to stay alive and hold onto their sense of self (metroids take over the mind of something, right?)

Here’s a question about rule number four! 🤡 4. Rule of Moderator Discretion The moderators reserve the right to remove content or ban users as necessary if it ruins the experience of others. Any content that lowers the subreddit experience can and will be removed. Being ignorant of the rules nor disagreeing with them is not an excuse. Breaking the rules in response to someone else also breaking the rules is inexcusable.

What about if a moderator manipulates another user (though the user is blameless as they can’t be expected to behave like a mod) into teaming up with them to deceive you in a premeditated plan to get you banned by lying to you about something not breaking the rules and then it turns out it might actually have broken the rules? And what about if you actually kinda got a hunch that something was off about the whole experience and so left after just 2 or 3 words spoken but since you were manipulated and deceived you went for the next many many years thinking YOU were the problem and had no interest in following the rules of normal users by participating in normal redditor society subreddit activities and so became a recluse with zero interest in the subreddit?

How does the law/rules apply here? It has a lot of nuance so many people unfortunately aren’t actually capable of comprehension in any way and likely just have a knee jerk reaction assuming the worst despite the factual and tangible evidence otherwise (having the chat logs recorded). It’s sad but hey that’s humanity for ya.

Also, Samus is so hawt, amirite? Woo love METROID!!! Yeah!

For the ~zero-five people here to contribute legitimately and view AMVs; disregard this and consider it something akin to a schizo post as nothing in it will make sense to you.

What is the taco thing? And Donald Trump stuff? I despise Donald Trump and stand for the exact opposites of like all his values. And that weird phrase "beach butch bod" or something like that? And the Pet references? And RA? And... what else... I figured out traveler; completely wrong, fundamental misunderstanding. Oh yeah... the "Professional" thing? And the "hitman" references? Is the story/equating to The Fable just nonsensical? Or do you actually think I think I'm a pro hitman or something? Or heck, even a "pro" of anything? I have no profession. I'm so baffled. The only similarity to The Fable is that I get undressed a lot and am similarly apathetic (unless dosed with chemicals that specifically induce irritability to artificially make me look like I am ever angry without that shit in the air)

SPCA=Space which is further baffling, I have never done anything even remotely close to abusing an animal apart from thinking turtles could take their shells off like a cartoon when I was a first grader and accidentally killing one (haunts me to this day) and having to force dogs to take their daily walks when I worked at a veterinarian's office which sometimes meant kinda dragging them by their leash to get them going.

What the actual fuck has been said about me.....?

My ex had her fucking dog lick peanut butter from her TACO (wtf why use this, yuck), allegedly. Did she try to say this was ME when she learned that my "secret" was no longer secret? Like... what da fuck, mayne?

If these are all just red herrings and inside jokes, not a huge deal I guess. But if this shit is serious; it's all going to fall apart soon when I prove incontrovertibly that I have the accountability and integrity that I always preach about.