You are born with the name of your enemy on one wrist and the name of your soulmate on the other. When you meet them for the first time, the name appears. They’re both the same person.
Gods die when people stop believing in them. You are a god, and your last follower is dying. Your days are numbered.
You’ve been undercover in the Faery Court for a while now, and although you had your doubts about the possibility of success at first, now you see: being the only one who is able to outright lie is a power to be reckoned with.
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THESE ARE GORGEOUS!!!
@prideknights do you have pictures of the bi dragon pin?
Here is a close-up the manufacturer sent me earlier today (:
Just ordered the ace and aro dragon! Can't wait for them to arrive! <3
@prideknights also made pride sword pins which are just as beautiful!
SO PRETTY!
I ordered mine and I am so psyched to see them irl! Got a dragon, a sword, and a one of the big dragon+shield ones.
Here's an overview of the dragon pins, but there are swords too and big progress pride dragons
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.
You’re on a solo camping trip in hopes to rediscover yourself. As you rest by the campfire two small foxes sit on the opposite side from you, a bull elk approaches, birds perch on your tent, a mountain lion stalks in, and a grizzly bear huffs behind you. They seem to be waiting for something…
Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.
The zombie apocalypse, except everyone knows what is going on because it is bloody 2024 and people watch movies.
You were once the greatest necromancer to ever exist. But millenia after being slain, you awaken to find yourself resurrected by someone clearly a novice.
You are an archaeologist who has just found a time capsule from the ancient lost civilization you’ve been studying. The capsule has two choices, but it is indicated that you can only pick one. They indicate, simply, “THE END OF THE BEGINNING” and “THE BEGINNING OF THE END”. Choose.
You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive.
