cenospire:

A storm rolls over Late Cretaceous Hateg island, nourishing the land and drenching the local wildlife. Featuring: Tethyshadros, Hatzegopteryx, Paludititan, Balaur bondoc, an Enantiornithine, Sabresuchus, and many other critters.

transhuman-priestess:

transhuman-priestess:

if you’ve never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into “the groove” to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

I want you to imagine that you have a button. That button is at the bottom of a pot of boiling water that also has piranhas and radium in it. If you press the button you will recieve the best orgasm of your life, but in order to press it, you have to first put your hand into radioactive boiling piranha water for at least 6 hours. This is what it’s like to write.

brothermouse-skeleton:

The average person writes 2.5 books in their lifetime. FALSE.

Brandon Georg Spiderson, who lives in a cave and writes twenty books before breakfast is an outlier and should not have been counted

without-ado:

as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited

ALT

thevictoriousone:

pondwitch:

powerburial:

pondwitch:

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

catchymemes:

::blink blink squint::

Are those new followers that AREN’T bots???????

itsmyturnonthegender:

chaser:

chaser:

chaser:

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

aquilacalvitium:

spidermanifested:

spidermanifested:

hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common

resealable

(Sigh)

(Reblog)

anais-ninja-bitch:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

5 year anniversary of the miette post \o/

995 years left on mother’s sentence

blueey-jayzilla:

Can u tell I’ve been watching Jem and the holograms?