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To give International peeps an idea of what the fuck is happening to the Conservatives in the UK right now, leading up to the July 4th election
In a grand total of only 14 days, the conservatives have done the following on the campaign trail.
- Announced the election outside of number 10 in the pouring rain with no plans to use an umbrella or take it inside.
- Went to a brewery in Wales and asked if they were looking forward to the summer football, only for staff to respond that Wales didn't make the qualification for the cup.
- Person who questioned the PM on Television was actually a plant
- Went for an interview at the Titanic Quarter in Belfast and the reporter said "are you captaining a sinking ship into this election?"
- This picture.
- Promised a return of National Service which OBLITERATED the young vote.
- A top Tory minister instead of campaigning went to fucking Greece.
- A Tory minister gave up her own seat and told everyone to vote for the Reform candidate instead.
- Three Tories defected to a different party.
- Did a PR thing involving the PM dribbling a football and someone commented on camera "he's as good at football as he is as being Prime Minister" (he was terrible).
- Former Tory minister suggested on Twitter that once he loses the election he would bugger off to California to be a speaker at GOP conferences like other former Tory ministers have done, and he had to furiously deny the allegations.
- He said he'll get rid of poor value for money University Courses and when asked which ones, couldn't name a single one.
- Announced the election but were nearly 200 candidates short to compete and are scrambling to find some.
- Hung the flag upside down in their campaign video, which means we're in distress.
- Gave a speech with factory workers, and one woman was so aghast at his bullshit on camera that they sent someone out to stand in-front of her to block her reactions; it has already been satirised.
- A high profile conservative MP called a pollster who was live on air, the pollster answered, telling him that he was going to lose his seat by a massive majority. The MP didn't say anything and just hung up. Again, this was LIVE ON AIR.
- They went campaigning in Hanley, and in the river behind them, the Liberal Democrat party very slowly sailed by on a little boat. The camera man panned the camera away from the prime minister to focus on the Liberals in the boat slowly sailing down the river.
- A new poll shows that for the first time in decades, if not over a century, the Conservatives could be in third place, with Labour (Social Democrat) and the Liberal Democrats becoming the top two parties.
I hope you've been keeping count here, because it's been fourteen days and that is 18 pieces of terrible publicity.
