hey. call me cy, rue, jay, or muko. i have lotsa other names, but these are the ones i use the most lmao (esp the first two). ze/it/gem/he/grey/bug/drake. im 18. my current interests are:
[ PPT2 | Inanimate Insanity | HFJONE | Rain World | Other Object Shows | Dave and Bambi | DSaF | Warrior Cats | Wings of Fire | FNaF | Inscryption | Wobbledogs ]
here are some extra links:
[ en.pronouns | toyhou.se | Flight Rising | my rentry ]
art blog is @thatoneconfusedartist
the asexual double edged sword is that a lot of people, particularly queer discoursers(tm) online, are really really rancid about ace people who have sex, I mean like stunningly awful, so naturally sex favorable/indifferent asexuals will be very keen on making sure that they aren't erased within their own community and that people at large know they exist. at the same time, people are also Very Bad about ace people who don't have sex, and sex averse/repulsed asexuals face a lot of pressure both on societal and interpersonal scales to submit to sex that they don't want, and so naturally it'll really rub them the wrong way to constantly have "but don't worry, ace people can still conform to the societal expectation!" appended to their PSAs about their experiences of asexuality. and so everyone's just kinda upset and annoyed all the time when instead it should be peace and love on planet ace.
im SOOOOO hungry. starving white woman
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use
tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick
tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft
tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus
tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood
tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie
tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun
tier 3 (clinical,
too formal, but not cheesy):
groin, penis, phallus
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i gotta draw. but i cant.
Preacher trying to discourage students from having premarital sex
Transcription:
Preacher: She will take you back to your dorm room --
Crowd: (shocked noises)
Preacher: And then, her roommate will jump out of the closet NAKED JAYBIRD!
Crowd: (cheering)
Crowd: THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME, THREESOME!
hello, white tumblr user. before you is a serious post by a blogger of color about racism. if you are able to quietly reblog it without adding any bullshit, especially not anything starting with "as a white person-" you will be allowed to go free. the hardest challenge in your entire life begins now
