souperluminal:

Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day!

mistress-light:

ALAN WAKE II

snailspng:

Ocean Jasper sphere PNGs, part 9.

strongermonster:

back on my bullshit (woodburning after not doing it for several years) (my fucking hand is falling off)

wee bit of praw-gress being made

thathousekilledmasterchauncy-de:

dogmouthhorse:

frenzyarts:

daco-showman:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they’ve been cursed to live in water

Wet beast

24fish:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

derrida-simp:

pixelizedprince:

maykitz:

sapphixxx:

maykitz:

i-identify-guns-in-posts:

magical-missiles:

oicuperp:

hoffman’s car

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one’s a doozy

1. Springfield Armory XD-M
2. HK USP
3. Desert Eagle
4. 1911 derivative (specific model unknown)
5. SIG P229 Elite
6. Beretta 92FS
7. Diamondback DB9
8. Ruger P-Series pistol
9. Kel-Tec PMR30
10. Ruger 22/45
11. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
12. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson
13. Unidentified (revolver?)

you forgot to identify the pink one

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

you forgot to identify the pink one

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

@identifying-cars-in-posts what’s the car tho

2011-2014 Ford F-150

strongermonster:

a friend and i were wandering around pride yesterday doing informal little interviews with older queer people, and it was all fun and insightful and enjoyable until an older lady we spoke took both our hands at the end of our chat with her, kissed the backs of them, and said “the future is beautiful with you in it, my bright little stars.”

and idk why that got our asses but my god we were BAWLING.

i don’t think anyone’s ever told me they look forward to the future because i’ll be there.
i’ve never thought of the future as a place i could be, that a place other people thought i could be. i dunno. i’m just tender about this is all. it was really nice to hear

also sorry to the sandwich shop employee who was just trying to do their job and take out the trash but had to look at two rainbow-smeared fags sobbing in the alley. we were just going through some emotional damage we didn’t know we had, it’s all good now 👍

a friend and i were wandering around pride yesterday doing informal little interviews with older queer people, and it was all fun and insightful and enjoyable until an older lady we spoke took both our hands at the end of our chat with her, kissed the backs of them, and said “the future is beautiful with you in it, my bright little stars.”

and idk why that got our asses but my god we were BAWLING.

i don’t think anyone’s ever told me they look forward to the future because i’ll be there.
i’ve never thought of the future as a place i could be, that a place other people thought i could be. i dunno. i’m just tender about this is all. it was really nice to hear

calware:

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anarcokat:

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just-scarecrow-thoughts:

villainessbian:

krystal-prisms:

heehoothefool:

calware:

joeyclaire:

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polyphonetic:

maybetheyregiants:

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nekoglycerin:

nerves-nebula:

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lizluvscupcakes:

araccoonthatlikesmurder:

calware:

calware:

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

ALT

try using these palettes instead!!

ALT

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children’s hospital and say “it’s literally color theory” unironically, but… it’s literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you’ll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don’t want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there’s variation in the values and saturation, but imo that’s a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

hey op i hope u dont mind but i made some boys and girls in these colors ^v^

wait omg it would be so cool if there was a different character for each color and they were all in one friend group together, i would LOVE to read a story about that

omg someone should make a Kickstarter for this!!!!!

it’s interesting that there are twelve of them! you could like, based them all off of the zodiac. you know, tiger, rat, rabbit, dragon, etc

HUH

This post took so .any left turns we got back on track and turned left again anyways Homestuck on the dash again good morning everybody

Terrible post everyone, hit the showers

There’s everything in that post. Colours I can’t see because I’m colour-blind. Homestuck jokes. Casual transphobia. A children’s hospital. That’s history

This post is like trying to do an olympic sprint through a fucking minefield

it’s not even a year old yet??

what about not gendering fucking colours

IT’S SATIRE

I’M THE OP

czerwonywilk:

a great change and a great way to execute the idea