Happy Fourth of July to those who observe—may glad tidings of titty plate be upon ye! The non-bun bread and poorly distributed toppings are a metaphor.
(This post brought to you in part by pickle sponsor and first-rate friend @todayintokyo)
Happy Fourth of July to those who observe—may glad tidings of titty plate be upon ye! The non-bun bread and poorly distributed toppings are a metaphor.
(This post brought to you in part by pickle sponsor and first-rate friend @todayintokyo)
learning languages and traveling the world are both important for broadening your horizons but they are MORE important for reminding you that no matter how many years you've been on earth you are still a wide eyed bumbling clown
The first time I made crispy roasted chickpeas (for the stew), I said to my husband, “Now that I know how easy these are, I’m unstoppable.”
The second time I made them (for a salad topping), I said, “Do you want any more of these to snack on? I might have some more, but I don’t know… Actually, these are so easy I can’t afford not to eat them.”
Honestly? Life-changing snack. Go fuck myself. Wonderful chickpea revolution. Here’s what you do: dry these beans as much as you can (strainer, then paper towels), toss with olive oil and salt, bake on tray at 200c for like 30 minutes, stirring 2~3 times. Sprinkle with delicious spices, or pop directly in mouth.
(Also, the salad dressing is yogurt, tahini, roasted garlic, lemon, and olive oil, blended roughly with a fork and left in the fridge a few hours. It is also delicious.)
This bento place! They closed down! I was sad! Except…… they didn’t :D They just moved! And I’ve found them :D
I got the salmon saikyo-yaki (one of my favorite ways to cook fish) and it was savory and delicious. And their miso soup was so tasty I was actually a little mad at myself that I’d only gotten takeaway before. But I know now!
my greatest opponent is truly the version of me who goes grocery shopping
post cancelled that bitch bought strawberries and clearance nutella
her mind is astonishing and her tits sublime
are you a pickle taker or the pickle giver
pickle taker
pickle giver
I’ll be a giver or a taker depending on what the other person is
bald/nuance/etc