my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
That thing looks like it's made of plastic and chewing gum
He's doing his best.
they need to make a separate search function for when you do not wanna fuck the character youre looking up
This is,, one of my favorite moments from the MBMBAM tv show
THIS IS JUST A PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL
*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.
We had a patient last night who was a textbook case of electrolytes imbalance as a result of nausea and vomiting. And I didn’t say this to the patient because I didn’t think they’d appreciate it, but it’s kinda great when the way you are so so sick is like exactly like the textbooks say it’ll be. Like not good that you’re having sudden new onset muscle weakness and tingling, but buddy this is gonna get sorted out with an efficiency you won’t believe. We fixed like 85% of the stuff wrong with this patient by midnight and we marveled the whole time about how this patient was seemingly concocted in a lab so I could walk my trainee through a highly manageable crisis
