Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…
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my friend sent me this in responce to something i said and i think its too good to not post
You see 👀 teas grown in hot 🌞 valleys ripen too fast ⏱️🏃♂️ so they taste FLAT But Lipton 📦 uses teas 🌳 grown on cooler 🌡❄️ slopes… teas that ripen SLOW ⏰️😴 and gain rich FULL flavor ☕️😚 this special flavor ☕️ has made Lipton 📦 America’s 🗽 largest selling tea.
Someone out there used time travel to go back in time and make this tea advertisement extremely tedious to read as a joke no one would get for over 50 years