every time i have had occasion to shout “oh no, frig!! my money!!” i have not enjoyed it. to be quite honest, i would appreciate it if i never again had a situation in which i felt compelled to shout “oh no, frig!! my money!!”
yes, it is fair to say that having a the volume of one teaspoon of sun’s core materialize inside your mouth would cause a Deadly Mouth Problem. you heard it here first
And so Sherlock retired back to his house, did some average drugs, and had an average sleep. and they were all, again, pretty good, honestly probably much actually better than what you’d think based on how i wrote about them just now
it is inarguable that meat pile is a degenerate case of burger
triangles can be several KINDS of circles; for the sake of the public peace i daren’t say more
those three interests are “batman”, “talking about batman”, and “thinking about what i’ll express when i can next talk about batman”
yeah i THINK i’ll stick to popular culture, thanks. you can leave all that UNpopular culture for some other chump
and spider-man wasn’t even THAT successful: the guy’s always broke! bah-dum-dum-ching
i’m down for pretty much anything. it’s like how it says in the third verse of my jingle. also the refrain
Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons