honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

be more mad at your government for not providing adequate covid medical & financial assistance more than you’re mad at individuals for ‘being stupid’. the pandemic is at this level due to governments’ willingness to sacrifice its citizens to keep The Economy running and no amount of personal responsibility was ever going to replace an actual national pandemic response.

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

me being raised on 90s internet rules where telling someone online your favorite color was giving out too much personal information watching gen z youtubers give out their real first and last names and telling everyone the exact city and apartment complex where they live

every other website: highly tailored ads based off of your personal data

tumblr:

Y’all will be miserable for as long as you see “criticism towards piece of media you like” as a personal attack against you and your beliefs.

*hurriedly scribbling notes*

what the fuck is with english teachers n being like “write a story abt a deep personal memory that impacted your life” maam if i do that youre going to send me to the counselor’s office

the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that i have no idea what working in an office is like