Odds Bodkins — So I've seen the whole 'Math's Saddest Love...

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So I've seen the whole 'Math's Saddest Love Stories' (asymptotes that drift ever closer but never meet etc.), but I think we're missing the potential of Math's Funny Love Stories.

The couple whose destiny is an infinite cycle of breaking up and getting back together again:

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Oscillating rapidly in and out of each other's life for a while before drifting apart in opposite directions:

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Drifting ever closer, until you finally meet and go fuck that:

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One who drifts slowly closer to the other, until they acutally meet and decide to make a very sharp turn in the other direction:

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Whatever hellscape of contrived coincidences these series of infinite near misses are:

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