“dude when i get a boner i slap it against my desk so it makes a big fukcin thud” is from a steam review for commander keen. it’s a phrase that lives on in my mind even if the only evidence of it I can find is this post he/ham is taken from this wayne post I love burgers my header was drawn by @epidaleacalamita, featuring my persona, crycat and beta wooper
I say fuckwords all the time and make jokes about phallusses I don’t want kids following me.
I think the real beauty of this is that someone managed to take my video and chop transform it into modern Tumblr non sequitur nonsense humor, making it MORE relevant.
Nice.
i think the real beauty of this is that just now i clasped my balls together in such a way that made them slip past each other in my scrotum creating a formation that i like to call “the testicular charleston”