So what if I have an exam to do? It’s Fortnite Friday (average Thursday), fuck off

My psych class had us do an easy-peasy little sleep study on ourselves to notice personal things and observe data, if able

And it’s not looking too good, guys… I have 3 months to live

I stole the seat of the man whom once granted me the stink eye. Be warned, being, for i too am a busy and tired college student. Thou just befall to be a feet or twain taller than me. This throne shall no longer be yours, as i arrive earlier than yee everyday

Translation for… inclusivity… below:

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I submit everything in MLA format… and my professor just said to the class that our written responses don’t have to be too formal, with her name and all that, and that we can just maybe put our name…..

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I absolutely hate textbooks, so I read them aloud in the shittiest British voice ever—for my sanity, of course

Soft launch FAFSA is killing me—let me beg for money when I want to!

Can you imagine being in a college writing class and recieving three class wide emails/announcements that spell check is a thing… and to use it as the bare minimum… help.

I love personal statistics, I’m so glad grammarly is doing this !!!

TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT ME

(Personal and school emails)

I’m going to keep prancing around as if the next semester isn’t stalking me, ready to pounce and rip my head from my neck