“I want to beat you in music everyday

But it’s less impressive or satisfying when you listen to three whole artists like you were told you can only bring three artists to a desert island

You’re not in a cage, please 😭”

On track for 10k minutes of music per month in 2024 🤞🤞🤞

I apologize—Spotistats says I’m the second top listener of this song and artist

Me: If I could live in 2x speed, I would—even if it cut my lifespan in half

The evil opps who hate me: 2x is toooo fast, what about 1.5

Me: Stfu normie

Boops are gone, back to horny tumblr

My Letterboxd Wrapped :3

Do any other couples write self-indulgent fanfiction for each other?