“I want to beat you in music everyday

But it’s less impressive or satisfying when you listen to three whole artists like you were told you can only bring three artists to a desert island

You’re not in a cage, please 😭”

My face when a straight person, with historically low media literacy and overall comprehension, who fell asleep MID movie and woke up at the end explains why they didn’t like Brokeback Mountain

Boops are gone, back to horny tumblr

I’m going to give myself a chronic heart disease—I see four people left in a Battle Royale, and my heart starts beating like I’m an F1 race car

Remember Cole sprouse’s butt?

Well I do

Jumping at the fucking thought of eating chicken wings and smoking in just a few measly hours… mostly jumping for the chicken wings though