[ID: Art of snails with various food items on their backs instead of shells, divided up by rarity. They are labelled with each food as follows. "Common:" bread loaf, macaron, muffin top, cupcake, chocolate dollop, donut. "Uncommon:" pie slice, cinnamon roll, woopie pie, swiss roll. "Slugs:" (these don't have shells and instead just resemble each food) croissant, sus twist, bagette, éclair, churro. "Rare:" reverse sundae (with an upside down ice cream cone), wedding cake. Cupcake has sprinkles on the body, sus twist has two heads, and wedding cake is wearing a bow on its head, and the cake topper is two snails kissing. End ID.]

Behold: the wizard’s gift for the goblin wedding party

the-doctors-melody said: Ok but what if nothing else is at all different from our world except for the snails? Just a boring old day with an absentminded mention of wacky snails thrown in as a person goes about their day

It would be fun to do a collection of stories that are all completely mundane except for one detail in each story, then the last story ties them all together somehow.