Mara Lynn Johnstone (Posts tagged rocks)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
gallusrostromegalus
gallusrostromegalus

I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.

gallusrostromegalus

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This is the axe

My knuckle rests exactly in the triangular plane just above the orange intrusion, and my thumb on the plane with the white patches.

How many hands held it just like that?
How many generations was this passed down?
Were you lost? or did you fall into disuse when technology improved?

Do you still desire to be held?

bjornkram

This was the axe that made me ugly cry in the museum. It was created half a million years ago by either Erectus or Heidelburgensis, and was passed down from person to person, long enough that somehow a neanderthal picked it up, and passed it down to their family.

It has now felt 3 generations of human species hands, it's smooth but still sharp except where the very tip has been broken off, but it shows that this axe was loved and taken care of. And it is still being taken care of! It was used to teach archaic children to build, to carve meat, to break bones, and now it is being used to teach us about all those people who came before us and put their hands right where we put ours.

The fact that @gallusrostromegalus and I put our hands on the same place and felt the same rush of emotions only days apart is amazing, but its not new. People loved this axe, it belonged to their loved ones and it's full of all those emotions. And if there's anything to take away from humanity, new and old, it's that we love a good rock.

gallusrostromegalus

Hello! You and I never met, but I feel like we've held hands now, the same way that we held hands with everyone else who's held that axe, and I think that's lovely :)

we DO love a good rock humanity the long thread of history rocks prehistory people have always been people
gallusrostromegalus
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Jon Ching (Hawaiian)

Transference, 2023

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marlynnofmany

“Hey, Ma! The wizard’s been at it again! Yeah, geodes in the fungus, and some'a the bugs are lookin’ extra sparkly too! You want I should dose it with antimagic, or see if we can sell it in town?”

those wizards always getting up to something this is a beautiful picture btw full of story writing prompts wizards magic rocks where you least expect them
penguinpyro
silver-tangent

Sometimes I think about how the entire history of the advancement of human weapons can be boiled down to: “we found more elaborate ways to hit things with rocks…”

Spears? Sharpened rocks.

Slingshot? Ranged rocks.

Arrows? Sharpened rocks with range.

Hammers/Clubs? Refined rocks.

Swords/axes? Sharpened refined rocks.

Guns? Sharpened, refined rocks, propelled by explosives…

We discovered how to make explosives, and we fine tuned that technology to better propel refined and sharpened rocks at insane distances… we are still hitting things with rocks… we just became experts in the science of hitting things with rocks… The human race is basically just a “dump everything into geology” build…

marlynnofmany

Even our transportation is made from refined rocks! (What's everybody else using, space whales?)

penguinpyro

Even our more powerful weapons work by getting a bunch of spicy rocks, and then hitting them with a *really small* rock.

marlynnofmany

#talking about nukes #which are delivered in rock-ets even

OMG we blast off to space in rock-ets. We’re throwing ourselves at the stars, taking a bit of home with us.

(And sometimes, aiming similar bits at our enemies.)

it's like writing 'with love from Earth' on the side of a missile rockets can't believe I didn't notice I made up a race of aliens who name everything important after rocks and I never realized we do some of that too humans are weird fun with language rocks
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silver-tangent

Sometimes I think about how the entire history of the advancement of human weapons can be boiled down to: “we found more elaborate ways to hit things with rocks…”

Spears? Sharpened rocks.

Slingshot? Ranged rocks.

Arrows? Sharpened rocks with range.

Hammers/Clubs? Refined rocks.

Swords/axes? Sharpened refined rocks.

Guns? Sharpened, refined rocks, propelled by explosives…

We discovered how to make explosives, and we fine tuned that technology to better propel refined and sharpened rocks at insane distances… we are still hitting things with rocks… we just became experts in the science of hitting things with rocks… The human race is basically just a “dump everything into geology” build…

marlynnofmany

Even our transportation is made from refined rocks! (What’s everybody else using, space whales?)

humans are weird rocks their uses are many and varied
late-nite-scholar
strangestcase

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

bleu-guacamole

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

strangestcase

That’s so epic I love it when rocks and water and such look like blood

exceptionally creepy thank you rocks horror story seeds
nitewrighter
ice-block

Man made crystals are so cool it’s so sad everyone who likes rocks is out for blood if you post man made crystals. I love you opalite I love you lab created opal I love you bismuth I love you HTA citrine I love you goldstone

ice-block

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Post “fake” crystals hour

marlynnofmany

Pretty rocks are pretty rocks, no matter their pedigree.

so pretty rocks gems pretty things look at those first ones! look at 'em! they're like candy that gives you magical powers and the second picture is marshmallows that unicorns would roast on their horns over a dragon's fire and bismuth is always amazing
gallusrostromegalus
cameoappearance

I’m a huge fan of how rhodochrosite can either look like beautiful pink flowers, like pointy red crystals, like little Barbie-pink orbs, or like meat

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[ image description: rhodochrosite in each of the previously described forms, ending with some rhodochrosite stalactite chunks that look like breaded hams and one piece that looks like a raw steak growing out of a rock. ]

wizardmeow

meat crystal

marlynnofmany

Now there’s a spell component for you. Non-medusa rock meats, no magic required.

magically vegan spell components rocks magic meat the world is an amazing place
tundra-tiger
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honourablejester

No, but that’s exactly something that should be put in a museum.

Imagine seeing this two, three, eight hundred years after the fact. Imagine this little girl through centuries of time holding up her hand to show you her most precious rock. It’s potent enough now, this intimate knowledge of a complete stranger, this tiny insight into what was explained to her and what she thought was important and who listened to her long enough to let you see it, but imagine centuries in the future. Imagine this little bit of rock that looks like every other bit of rock, with no context and no explanation to it. And then imagine finding/seeing this little sign, and realising that it was Bethan’s rock. That it was a rock that a little girl loved the look of , and picked up, and carried around with her, and when it was explained to her that museums were places where precious things were shown so that other people could see and enjoy them, the precious thing she wanted them to show, that she wanted to show you, was this rock.

This is what material history is. These windows through time into a person’s life and beliefs and mundane treasures, these bridges across centuries where a child a hundred, a thousand, ten thousand years ago can show you her favourite rock.

That is, in so many ways, what museums are for. And well done them for following through.

awww faith in humanity museums rocks good for this museum that was exactly the right thing to do
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Petrified iron ladder, somewhere in France.
The ladder most likely underwent the process of calcification. Being laid on the limestone surroundings known to contain calcium carbonate, when the rainwater poured over, it dissolved the carbonate compounds contained in limestone and subsequently soaked the surface of the ladder in calcium and magnesium ions.

marlynnofmany

Firstly, what the heck: no one told me a ladder could be a stalactite. This feels like cheating somehow.

Secondly:

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Starting a collection. No idea how the air and fire ladders would work, but we’re halfway to a complete set.

ladders rocks stalactites seriously what the heck I did not know that was a thing that could happen I wonder how long it took imagine coming back to that after years have passed 'oh it's probably rusted' not suspecting 'oh it's A ROCK NOW' wtf the elements