Mara Lynn Johnstone (Posts tagged pirates)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“Space tourism is finally common and you are returning from your first spacewalk. Your guide looks at you in disbelief as she realizes your suit was torn open the whole time”

marlynnofmany

Jack Sparrow from this post: “Hm. Let’s just keep that between us, savvy?”

gotta love an immortal pirate riding ships into space like he once rode them across the sea writing prompts jack sparrow pirates in spaaace
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The sheer amount of word play I shoved into this thing to only ever have one person read it and leave a review. Anyways, it's Romeo and Juliet, but pirates. Would you read a play about cutlass crossed lovers? Quartermasters who defy their captains and the pirate code? I can promise the ending isn't a tragedy. It's also LGBTQ+ as a heads up.

I can keep hoping.

book recs romeo & juliet pirates LGBTQA+ representation and it's not a tragedy! that's hard to beat
firstofficerrose
stjohnstarling

Lighthouses are an underrated form of wizard tower. A grey-bearded old man spends all of his time tending to a light that must never go out, for if it does it will bring disaster? What else could that be?

marlynnofmany

I’d like an alternate version of Pete’s Dragon with this idea.

marlynnofmany

via @firstofficerrose​: #this makes me think of elves #and the idea of losing one’s heart to the sea

New concept: an elf pirate who retires to be a lighthouse keeper, and becomes a wizard instead. Dragon TBA.

story ideas elves pirates wizards dragons lighthouses what a delightful soup of ideas
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And then in the future, everything changes. He’s been through it all, of course-watched humanity rediscover the heavens above them, watched them begin to wonder what’s out there. He cheered with the rest of the world when they landed on the moon, cheered as if he’d found Isla de la Muerta all over again, because there was something new. New treasure, a new horizon. But then they stop going, stop exploring, and he goes back to riding tankers across the rising seas. So he’s surprised when one day he wakes up from a night with his bottle of rum (his truest companion), and hears that there’s colonies on Mars now, and they need ships to supply them. He spends the next decade crafting new identities, learning all he can to qualify for the job, and after several tries (and even more faked deaths-this immortality thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be in the age of the inerasable digital self) he gets it. The ships go nearly constantly now, the needs of the terraforming project creating an unbroken line of vessels from Mars to Earth and back again. “Show me that horizon,” he whispers to himself, his personal prayer of thanksgiving, each time they leave orbit, because the worlds, the stars are in motion and it’s never the same, with nearly three years for a round trip the ports are always different, even if they keep the old names. And finally one trip something goes wrong with the reactor, they’re too low on power and have to deploy the backups, and Jack (Lucky Jack, they call him, for he survives too many things he shouldn’t but science has yet to accept that maybe some things weren’t old wives’ tales after all) goes out for the spacewalk to bring up the solar panels. And as they rise, geometric patterns black against the sun’s glare, he’s struck by a powerful sense of déjà vu, because it’s all here-wind and sails, a ship beneath his feet and stars above his head, horizon in all directions. He wonders, for a moment, if the reason he’s still here is because the universe wanted a witness, to mourn the end of one age of exploration, and rejoice in the birth of the next.

polyamorousmisanthrope

Thank you for writing this. It made me cry, but oh I am so relieved to see the yearning for the stars.

iluvatardis

That shouldn’t have given me as many feels as it did… 

dexxxtrodna

And when there’s a long expedition, they’re out in the deep black throwing ions behind them in an iridescent wake, they tack into position, and raise the solar sails, great and golden like Jason’s fleece, sailing off like Argonauts to Alpha Centauri.

marlynnofmany

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Yesssss, more of this please!

I was just reminded that this exists still great pirates
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jockpercabeth

ur telling me,, Elizabeth Swann manages to have the jack sparrow fall in love with her, becomes captain of a crew, loses everybody she has ever cared about, gets voted in as pirate king, escapes the confines of her life as the governor’s daughter which literally choked her in the first film, rescues and then marries the love of her life, delivers the single greatest speech on piracy and freedom and is then subjected to a LIFE ON LAND????

allthecolorsindisguise

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ELIZABETH SWANN IS MORE PIRATE THAN WILL TURNER EVER EVEN WANTED TO BE AND FOR HER TO LIVE A LIFE ON LAND WAITING FOR A MAN TO COME HOME EVERY TEN YEARS IS THE WORST THING THEY COULDVE DONE TO HER CHARACTER

jockpercabeth

LITERALLY will is lovely and he’s smitten w her and he’s great with a sword but WHO thinks like a pirate at every turn. WHO chose this life when she was perfectly comfortable elsewhere. WHO believes in free men, in freedom. Land is no plce for a king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

estrangedlestrange

Pirates of the Caribbean is literally the story of Elizabeth Swann becoming a pirate!!!! Let her become a ruthless pirate and every time she comes upon a shipwreck she waits aboard until Davy Jones to come so she can be like hey honey how’s it going and then go back to pillaging the seven seas!!!

yes that is a MUCH better ending pirates feminism do better movie makers
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1percentcharge

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

1percentcharge

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

marlynnofmany

For example:

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asked, “What’s that for?”

The pirate said, “Arr, it be drivin’ me nuts.”

sometimes terrible jokes are the best jokes pirates
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ambassadorquark

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

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well since nobody in my notes has stepped up and done this. fuck it wolfboy and vampirate

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literally the only funny tags in the history of this post

yes please somebody make it happen graphic novel? regular novel? any medium is good vampires werewolves cowboys pirates and interesting combinations thereof