Mara Lynn Johnstone — ironwoman359: would-we-be-friends-if-i: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

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Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

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Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

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Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

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DON’T BE RACIST CARL

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That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

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Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

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This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

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is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

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Head, Abdomen, Thorax.

6 limbs.

Insect.

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That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man

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A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and pavenders and kidneys and bacon and omelette and cold ham and toast and marmalade and coffee and beer. And after that he tends to the horse part of himself by grazing for an hour or so and finishing up with a hot mash, some oats, and a bag of sugar. That’s why it’s such a serious thing to ask a Centaur to stay for the weekend. A very serious thing indeed. - C.S. Lewis, The Silver Chair 

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