Uhhhhh (Posts tagged philza)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

My Silly Little SBI Hitman AU

I don’t know where I’m going to go with this, but I like this AU idea and I want to keep track of it.

I’m envisioning that in this world Kristin and Phil are part of a big cooperation, super rich, super fancy, all that. But under the surface, they are a crime syndicate who do a whole bunch of unspecified illegal activities. Maybe they murder people…? I don’t know. I’m just a silly little guy.

ANYWAY,

Due to their fame and money, they are big targets for hitmen and robberies. Wouldn’t you guess, orphaned, lonely, and broke Technoblade is sent out by his boss to kidnap Tommy and Wilbur for a ransom.

I like the idea that Wilbur and Tommy are for the most part, kept OUT of the crime part of Phil and Kristin’s lives. But due to living with them, they still pick up on their more sinister quirks.

They stand face to face with Technoblade, held at gunpoint. But instead of panicking, their first thought is that they now have a new brother. Their parents wouldn’t let them die.

When Lady Death and her angel show up, they meet their new son.

My silly little SBI hitman AU I'm having THOUGHTS. dark sbi technoblade philza misstrixtin wilbur soot au Sorry if this is cheesy