Saw a person the other day who was completely covered in tattoos except for their left leg.

Logical conclusion: they haven't gotten any tattoos on that leg (yet)

My conclusion: oh! New leg :)

there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever

The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, March 18, 1926

Ad agencies with the Chlorine Gas account in the post-WWI era had to hustle

me when mutuals in the notifs: mutuals in the notifs!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am the most normal superbat shipper

this is how my mutuals and i do media analysis

medieval judge: i sentence you to a swift and painless death in private with all of your clothes on

gay masochist pervert criminal: NOOOOOO PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT!

guys I've been assigned two tasks at once ,please pray for me

don't worry everyone I have settled for the secret third option

I have done neither task and I am just sitting here

light “yagami” backwards, what that spell?

@impracticality

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

skill issue FR

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000