Incognito Polls

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If there’s a poll you wish someone would make, but it’s too embarrassing or awkward for you to make publicly, submit it to us and we’ll post it– completely anonymously!

How to submit a poll:

Include (1) a title, and (2) all of the answer choices you want the poll to list, up to a maximum of 12
Choices cannot exceed 80 characters in length, so be concise!
Send via ask or submission, not DM

Your submissions may also include: additional details, clarifying information, secondary questions, images, or anything else you think is relevant to add to the body of the post.

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Information:

Submissions will be posted in the order received and will run for a week. Your submission may be posted weeks or months after you send it. Exceptions: if there’s something obviously seasonal or a highly relevant follow-up to a recent poll, it’ll probably get bumped forward, or the queue may be adjusted to space out similar topics.
All submissions are anonymous. This blog will not reveal or discuss the identity of any submitter.
We may modify the text of your submission slightly to add more answer choices, clarify meanings, or use more inclusive language.
Because polls are user-submitted, poll topics and/or results do not represent the social, political, or moral opinions of this blog or its operator(s). We do our best to be mindful of others when posting polls and decline to post submissions that are visibly inflammatory or harmful, but we try to exercise inclusivity and good faith about human curiosity.

[Last updated 4/22/2024]

Muslims, does it bother you when non-muslims use words like inshallah and mashallah in slang/memes?

No, I actively encourage this

No, I find it funny

I don’t care

It’s okay but I’d generally prefer they not do it

It’s actually very offensive, non-muslims shouldn’t do this

Not muslim/show results

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Have you ever used an illegal substance?

Yes

Sort of– it wasn’t illegal at the time, but it is now

It’s complicated

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Is it wrong/offensive to wear glasses as an accessory if you don’t actually need them?

Yes, it’s offensive, you shouldn’t do that

It’s not offensive, but kinda weird/why would you want to??

It’s fine

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Scenario: you are an actor. You’ve just gotten a callback for a film by a major director, but it’s on the same day as a friend’s wedding, which you’ve already RSVP’d yes to. Your friend might be understanding if you told them you couldn’t make it and why; however, there’s no guarantee you’ll get the role. Neither of these events can be rescheduled.

Which do you go to?

Callback

Wedding

What the FUCK are you talking about

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Have you used any kind of treatment to modify your estrogen/testosterone levels?

Yes, for personal/identity-related reasons (estrogen)

Yes, for personal/identity-related reasons (testosterone)

Yes, for personal/identity-related reasons (both)

Yes, for medical reasons (estrogen)

Yes, for medical reasons (testosterone)

Yes, for medical reasons (both)

No, but I want to (estrogen)

No, but I want to (testosterone)

No, but I want to (both)

No, and I don’t want to

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How do you feel about seeing Nazis in COMEDIC media?

Deeply uncomfortable, it ruins what would have otherwise been good media

It makes me a little uncomfortable, but it doesn’t ruin the comedy

It only makes me uncomfortable if they show the Nazis’ “side” of things

I’m neutral about it

I enjoy when media makes fun of Nazis, but I don’t want Nazi characters in it

I generally enjoy Nazi characters in comedic media

I actively seek out Nazi parody/comedy content

This is not about Nazi propaganda or pro-Nazi content. This is about making fun of Nazis in comedic media. e.g. a dumb Nazi villain in a musical like in Spies Are Forever, a one-off surprise Nazi character like in Community, a skit in a comedy show like in That Mitchell & Webb Look (“Hans, are we the baddies?”), etc.

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Have you ever pulled out a huge piece of mucus from deep within your nose when you were sick?

Yes, and it was unpleasant

Yes, and it felt amazing

No, and I hope that never happens to me

No, but I kind of want to

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If you’ve been in a city/country’s airport during a layover but didn’t leave the airport, does it count as having visited that city/country?

Yes

Depends (elaborate in tags)

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Do you ever select an answer that’s not true on serious polls (not joke polls)?

Yes, if I think another answer is funnier

Yes, I just like skewing the results

Yes, if none of the answers are quite right (I pick the option that’s closest)

Yes, if none of the answers are quite right (I pick randomly)

Yes, if the poll isn’t targeted toward me but I want to see results

Yes, for another reason

Yes, for multiple of these reasons

Not on purpose, but I’ve accidentally clicked the wrong one

Never

I don’t remember/not sure

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If turtles could drive, they would drive…

Very slow

Very fast

They wouldn’t even if they could, they’d just hide

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