BUNJY RECIPE BOOK- HUNGARIAN MUSHROOM SOUP

Ingredients:

• 4 tbsp butter
• 1 large white onion, diced
• 16 oz white mushrooms, sliced into half-slices or diced
• 3 tbsp flour (gluten-free okay)
• 1 1/2 tbsp paprika
• 3 cups veggie or chicken stock
• 3 tbsp soy sauce
• 1 cup 2% milk (yes, it has to be 2%)
• 1/2 cup sour cream (results not guaranteed for lite version)
• 1 1/2 tbsp lemon juice
• 1 tbsp chopped fresh dill, slightly less for dried dill
• 1/4 cup chopped parsley
• salt and pepper

okay! so take a large saucepan and heat over medium low, and melt the butter in it. add the mushrooms and turn the heat up a notch or so and cover, stirring occasionally until the mushrooms give up their liquid. once the pot gets soupy, add the onion and put the lid back on until the mushrooms are brown and the onion is fully cooked through. once this is achieved, remove the lid and cook off most (not all!) of the liquid. at this point, add the flour and paprika TOGETHER, and mix! this will get gluey and start sticking all over the place- that's fine. cook while stirring for a few minutes, enough for the paprika to gain aroma and the flour to darken. next, add the stock and soy sauce, and stir to work all of the clumps of flour off the bottom of the pan and into the liquid. once the soup is smooth, add the milk and bring to a light boil. once the pot boils, lower to the heat to a simmer and ignore for 10 minutes. once the time is up, REMOVE THE PAN FROM THE HEAT and allow to cool slightly. once the pan is no longer scorching hot, add the sour cream and dill, and stir it in. lastly, add the lemon juice and parsley, plus salt and pepper to taste, and stir again to make it all a smooth lovely soup. serve immediately.

From the post and comments:

"Futurama has been a show that probably showed me just how much talent is involved in voice acting. Two of my favorite tidbits that really helped me come to this conclusion were:

1: When we first see Morbo, Maurice LeMarche's voice was edited to sound that way but after he heard the edit he made the effect with his own voice and they never edited it in the studio after that.

2: Billy West is so excellent at changing voices that if there was scene where (for example) Fry, Zoidberg and the Professer were all talking he would read it all in order just like a conversation and just switch voices between lines when typically it would be done by reading all the lines from one character first and then doing the next one and so on

What are some of your favorite Futurama facts?? Does not have to be voice related."

"In Love's Labors Lost in Space Billy West did the distorted sound for the voice of M-5438 without editing. They kept stopping the session because they thought there was something wrong with the mics until they realized it was just Billy."

"Billy West voiced the two halves of Glurmo from the Slurm Factory without any kind of electronic modification. They demonstrated it in one of the commentaries- they had West just ad lib something in ½Glurmo's voice. I'm impressed."

"I honestly love Katy Segal's voice acting. She doesn't do anything to actually change her voice but when I hear it, I don't see Peggy or Katie I completely see Leela. She has this very sensual voice that sounds youthful and in command at the same time. She's just a damn good actress.

My favorite is in The Late Phillip J Fry when she kicks the TV with her typical hi-ya and ends it in a typical Leela cry."

you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*

The more you know.

Dwarves work in mines, their kidneys are in overdrive clearing all of the toxins and heavy metals they come into contact with. Their diet is mostly high efficiency foods, such as meat and fat and mushrooms. They probably don’t get a lot of plant matter in their diets.

Meanwhile elves’ diet is almost 100% plant matter (and all of the fiber that comes along with that) and their lifestyle is obsessed with fresh air, clean water, and a pure environment.

Face the facts: dwarves pee huge and shit little, and elves shit large and pee barely at all

…. oh. I’m sorry. I’ll just sit in that corner over there… *sulks and grows mushrooms on my back*

what the fuck