Flamin' hot feetos — Shoutout to my new hair stylist who heard me say,...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thebibliosphere

Shoutout to my new hair stylist who heard me say, “I work in Queer Romance” put away her scissors and just straight up buzzed my back and sides without being asked to 😂

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Also hi, if you’re the individuals who recognized me in the village, thanks for being super sweet about my outfit and sorry if I was awkward.

I was not prepared to get complimented quite so enthusiastically followed by someone going a double take before yelling,“wait... Are you on Tumblr?!” in front of a crowd of people 😅

lynnestra44

Don't they know they are supposed to complement your shoelaces?

thebibliosphere

Kids these days. No one’s teaching them the lore.