send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble

alwaysbellamyblake:

  1. “Come over here and make me.”
  2. “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
  3. “Please, don’t leave.”
  4. “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
  5. “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
  6. “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
  7. “I almost lost you.”
  8. “Wanna bet?”
  9. “Don’t you ever do that again!”
  10. “Teach me how to play?”
  11. “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”
  12. “I think we need to talk.”
  13. “Kiss me.”
  14. “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
  15. “So, I found this waterfall…”
  16. “It could be worse.”
  17. “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
  18. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
  19. “The paint’s supposed to go where?”
  20. “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
  21. “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
  22. “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
  23. “Just once.”
  24. “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
  25. “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
  26. “I got you a present.”
  27. “I’m pregnant.”
  28. “Marry me?”
  29. “I thought you were dead.”
  30. “It’s not what it looks like…”
  31. “You lied to me.”
  32. “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
  33. “Please don’t do this.”
  34. “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
  35. “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
  36. “I wish I could hate you.”
  37. “Wanna dance?”
  38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
  39. “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
  40. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
  41. “You did all of this for me?”
  42. “I swear it was an accident.”
  43. “YOU DID WHAT?!”
  44. “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
  45. “Tell me a secret.”
  46. “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
  47. “No one needs to know.”
  48. “Boo.”
  49. “Well this is awkward…”
  50. Writer’s preference

(via spaceguylewis)

visenyaism:

visenyaism:

armand audacious as hell for telling louis to put his camera down and be in the moment with them when he is literally white knuckle gripping that ipad like it’s going to run away at all times in the present day

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armand cocomelon baby ipad kid screenager do you have games on your phone CONFIRMED?

(via vampyrekat)

suntara:

suntara:

my favorite love language is trying, actually

like when people try to learn your hobbies or try to play the same sports that you play in an effort to get closer to you, people who try to love you the way you love people, people who will go to places you want to visit just for your sake, people remembering, putting in an effort. just. trying

(via goldkirk)

losdibujitos:

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Tlacuachitos en patines 🛼✨

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the-heart-of-my-mystery:

sheisraging:

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enemies to lovers, 400000 words

#sooOoOoOoO comedy to me that armand is like i was just a delicate virgin and this beastly man deflowered me and abandoned me and the children#like sir ? i don’t believe you (therealrashid)

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morsobaby:

Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.

Lesbians who became straight men

Gay men who became straight women

All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)

People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)

Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.

People with fluid orientations

Gnc people who find joy in their straightness

Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.

[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]

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zacsoyama:

A screenshot of Zac Oyama from the Dropout show Game Changer sitting on a couch with a pastel pink eye mask on his forehead. He is looking at a television out of frame and has both hands up, elbows resting on his thighs, leaning forward with an expression that he is trying to decipher something. He is babygirl.ALT
A screenshot of Zac, still sitting on the couch, but now sitting in a more relaxed position with his arm resting along the back of the couch. He is wearing a pink sleep mask on his forehead and has two red patches under his eyes that are beauty tools to help with dark circles. He is looking with a curious and contemplative expression at a television out of frame. He is babygirl.ALT
A nearly identical screenshot to the last one of Zac on a couch with a pink eye mask and red eye patches. He continues to look at a television out of frame with a slightly more confused expression this time. He is babygirl.ALT
A nearly identical screenshot to previous of Zac. He is babygirl.ALT
A nearly identical screenshot of Zac on a couch. He is now holding a pen and notebook for taking notes from the television. He is babygirl.ALT

babygirl energy off the charts

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zvaigzdelasas:

Disneyland character performers in Anaheim, California, voted to unionize with the Actors’ Equity Association, the National Labor Relations Board confirmed Sunday.[…]

Disneyland Resort cast members, who play characters including Mickey and Minnie Mouse and who perform at parades, voted 953-258 in favor of unionizing, according to a union statement that hailed the results as “a landslide victory” Saturday evening.

20 May 24

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edenorisshitposting:

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Have some cursed baldur’s gate fanart

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dduane:

queermarzipan:

themummersfolly:

decentmonster:

gay-vampire-with-a-violin:

decentmonster:

decentmonster:

I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???

and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect

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Wth that’s brilliant

like this?

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closeted queers, you now have a discreet pride flag. wreak havoc.

EXACTLY LIKE THAT

Pride flag for closeted queers and people who are just done with explaining themselves to randos.

WAKE UP BABE NEW PRIDE FLAG JUST DROPPED

Also: thanks to @gay-vampire-with-a-violin for spelling “wreak” correctly. :)

creme-delacrem:

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harry winston ads featuring black cats (1948)

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