since you're dead boys do you only solve crimes for dead people? Is there a group of girls doing the same thing? Or is it even more opposite and cases you can't cover are solved by the Alive Girl Detectives? When will the Nonbinary Coma Detectives be revealed?
…and this, dear children, is the story how @hallowyeet became Tumblr royalty. They lived happily ever after, I hope… 🤗😘❤️
what it looked like when I checked my asks that morning.
I’d seen the “ask the Dead Boy Detectives” thing and went “lol wtf is a dead boy detective”, sent the ask, and forgot the entire exchange happened at all.
