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The snake getting kidnapped but placed in a large area where they get infinite food for a while is like if an alien flew down to earth and yoinked 70 people into their ship, but just wanted them to eat the food they just fucking couldn't
“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”
Sure do, no problem!!
“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”
I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!
“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!”
Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.
*wild cheering*
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