archaneantimes:
Silesse Heritor Sets Sixth Consecutive PB in Super Mario 64
Having successfully destroyed every single enemy soldier with a weapon that would be an above average soldier on its own even without a wielder, the supposed-to-be heir to Silesse has found a new pastime in a more modern world.
Pictured: Ced Gaming™. Image provided by @spaghetti-trash
While he should, all reason and logic, be putting his efforts towards restoration for the kingdom of Silesse in a time of peace, quirks of space-time have instead exchanged his responsibilities with the capability to perform Super Mario 64 (1996) 16 star speedruns. What whim of fate permitted this is unknown, but he has taken to the challenge all the same. He has consecutively beaten his personal best and is already landing times only slightly above 15 minutes.
His allies, similarly displaced, were approached for comment. One from Lord Leif claimed he should consider streaming his attempts, additionally noting the potential for sponsorships from products such as Stamina Drink.
More to come as the speedrunning community debates whether Forseti blood is an illegitimate advantage or not following evaluation of his input speeds and general dexterity. Further reports will follow of quick movements resulting in injuries from the Nintendo 64’s control stick.
(for @errantsquam as part of FE Artscuffle 2024)
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look at my boy!!
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He's perfect thank you
