april fools etc
another expression practice one wooo
Broke: Giovanni is Ash's father
Woke: Giovanni has mistakenly believed Ash was his hookup mistake for like a decade and is about to get the surprise of the century seeing that not only are they not related, but the employee he fired a few years ago for being too stupid is now living with him and being a more active father than he was
STOPPPPPP THIS IS SO FUNNY
happy father's day i still love this
I need you all to know that a cybertruck parked next to my car today in a very tiny parking lot and it's worse up close. It's so much worse. I also almost had a panic attack trying to back out and get around it in a really tight lot because it was impossible to see around it due to the PS2 low polygon squareness of it
I want to add that my friend and I were sitting in a diner eating lunch and neither of us actually heard the thing pull up and park so one moment we just looked over at my car and it was THERE. it not only parked right next to me but also directly outside the window we were sitting at.
Anonymous asked:
Why did you learn Finnish?
mehilaiselokuva answered:
To communicate with my parents and extended family. At age 1 I started to feel a bit hungry and decided I should start speaking so that my parents would feed me.
Hope this helps!
